yo i'm new to this so dont flame and remember true art is an explosion huha. THIS IS ALSO A MINOR NARUTO/BLEACH CROSSOVER

ONE LAST THING I OWN NOTHING SO DON'T EVEN TRY AND SUE MY ASS

CHAPTER: 0 : FIRST ENCOUNTER

"normal talk"

'normal think'

"zanpakuto talk"

'zanpakuto think'

"neo naruto and and kyuubi talking"

"neo naruto and kyuubi thinking"

It was a beautiful sunny day in the villiage hidden in the leaf. Sun shining, birds chirping, and villiagers happily going about their business. It trully was a beatiful day...for most of them anyway. For one Naruto Uzumaki, it was his basic horror movie, or horror life, or whatever you want to call it. And like basic horror movies someones running for their lives. And i'm not even going to tell you who, since we already come to turns with who's running.

It was the same routine for the one called Naruto Uzumaki. Wake up, brush teeth, bathe, eat the spoil food the hokage gave him, play a couple pranks till Iruka drags him to the academy, get made fun of by classmates, ask Sakura Haruno for a date, get pummeled by said Haruno, go to ichiraku's for some ramen, walk home only for a mob to be waiting near his home, get beaten to a near death state from said mob, wake up a day later with the Hokage waiting for him to awake and tell him how sorry he is and not to blame the villiagers, go home and rest.

That was the routine he did from the age of 5 to now, the age of 8. Yet he still smiled, he still laughed, he still pranked others, he still loved to eat ramen even if it messes with his grown, why he was the shortest and weakest in the class. The 'DEAD LAST', DOPE, LOSER, IDOT, DELINQUENT, of the academy. He knew exactly why they called him these names. He had no skill, he had no clan, he had no family. He was totally alone in the world.

But did he care for any of this?. No he did not, for he knew what he was. He knew who he was. For he had met it before. The kyuubi no kitsune aka nine tailed demon fox. It was sealed in him and Kushina Uzumaki Namikaze the wife of Minato Namikaze, The Fourth Hokage of the leaf villiage, his father. Which in turn would only mean Kushina was his mother. He also learnt that before Mito Uzumaki the wife of the first hokage was the container before her. He absently wondered how they were treated in their time as a container. But back to the topic he met said fox in a saficed to say not so pleasant way considering it tried to kill him by sticking him in the chest with it's claw. Was he afraid of this you may ask... fuck no he's been throught enough as it is so no he wasn't afraid to die considering he 's been cheating dead for the pass 3 years, and yet he's still alive and well...well not well since he was in the hospital at the time but you know what i mean. It was funny really because right after that it offfered him power and knownlegde.

Did he take it? No he most certainly did not.

Was he tempted? FUCK YEAH he was only a fool would not want power from a thousand and something year old fox with knowlegde from since the famed SAGE OF SIX PATHS time to now . But then again Naruto was a fool so yeah he declided. Something about getting power him self so yeah.

NOW back to the present

You can curently see Naruto in a random clearing he found by accident while run from another mob, tring to do the clone jutsu. the academy tought them. It was the only jutsu he could not do, and doss fail this years graduation exam. With a burst of chakra and anotheer failed atempt to do the jutsu got Naruto do in something you would have never thought he would ever do... he starts to think. To think of what he knew about chakra. He knew it was physical and spiritual energy combined into one and he did just that, so what was he doing wrong.

Now we all know once naruto starts thinking he gets idea and from these ideas hell gets loose. So guess what happens when Naruto tries to separate the physical and the spiritual to only access the spiritual energy well he passes out. Only to awaken a place with really tall sky scrapers, although that was weird the thing thaty really freaked him out was the fact that he was standing on the side of one of them and yet he did not fall, it was like gravity was reversed, but he did not test that tery for fear of falling to his very well certain doom for not even his healing factor would save him from that fall, that and he want to know where the fuck he was. And just like that he got his answer in the form of...

"Hello Uzumaki Naruto"

His snap to the direction of the voice so fast you would swear it snapped. For behind him was a man in a black cloak from the neck down with a dark black shades covering his eyes but what really shocked him was that with said man was what could be a could be a clone of Naruto himself only in a white and black swirl like pattern of what the man wore and the fact that he was a head taller than him(naruto)

"Hello me"

THIS IS A HAREM SO MESSAGE ME WHO YOU WANT IN IT. BUT THATS ONLY IF I DECIDE TO UPDATE AND NOT END IT HRE