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CHAPTER ONE
Bella's Point of View

"NO!!" screamed Emmett, Carlisle, Esme, Jasper, Rosalie, Edward and I simultaneously.
Jasper stepped carefully forward and laid a hand on a pouting Alice's shoulder.
"Maybe that's not the best idea, Alice." he said calmly, Alice turned to him with the smug smile she'd had when she delivered the news.
"Jasper, I know this will turn out okay, I promise nothing will go wrong, and everyone will love it!"
"No we won't!" we cried in unison.
"Yes you will, it's just a class, three hours from your lives!"
"A class in jewelry making! Probably the most boring thing I could ever do with a Saturday." complained Edward from behind me.
"Yes, life's just too short for that kind of thing," Alice sighed dramatically, then smiled."Oh, wait! Your life isn't too short! Hurray for immortality!"
"My life is." it was time I had a say in this; I had put up with shopping, I had put up with Alice using me as her own personal Barbie doll, but jewelry making! This was one step too far.
"You'll enjoy it! I have foreseen!"
"But Alice! I don't wanna!" Emmett was desperate, he'd resorted to whimpering like a small child. Edward laughed. Big mistake.
Emmet growled and crouched menacingly; Edward did the same, until I grabbed a nearby newspaper and hit him on the head, told him to stop acting like a child, then did the same to Emmett.
Edward glowered at me melodramatically, I grinned back at him. His face soon softened, he was no match for me!
"Emm...okay...anyway, are we ready to go?" exclaimed Alice brightly, quickly getting over her confusion.
"NO!!" everyone screamed again.
"I'm not going! You'll never take me alive!" wailed Emmet, clinging to Rosalie's arm.
"Emmett, you aren't alive!" Alice rolled her eyes.
"I'm still not going!" he was now cowering behind Rosalie.
"Alice, I'll go with you, but maybe we should just let the others stay home..."
Jasper finished his sentence, turning it into something between a question and a plea.
"No! They'll really enjoy it! Really!" she replied, she was being difficult now.
"Maybe we should just go." I whispered to Edward who was still glaring at Emmet, who, in turn, was glaring at Edward.
"Whatever you say." I was surprised by his simple answer, I was expecting him to put up a fight. "We'll take the volvo." he said to Alice.
"Fantastic! Emmett and Rosalie can go with you and Carlisle, Esme and I will take the porsche!" she was starting to bounce up and down in excitement now, it worried me.
"You don't seriously think that I'm going?" snorted Rosalie crossing her arms.
"Come on, Rose! You'll enjoy it!" the bouncing stopped.
"Yeah right!"
"Come on, we'd better get out of here before things get ugly." I heard Edward's voice in my ear as he took my hand and led me outside.
After a few minutes of sitting in the car Esme and Carlisle exited the house and headed toward Alice's porsche, both wearing matching expressions of horror at the thought of what they were about to do.
Emmett came out next, alone. Rosalie had obviously won.
An angry looking Alice and a distraught Jasper followed. Jasper was clearly trying to cheer her up, but it didn't look like he was succeeding.
"Will this be horrible?" I asked Edward.
"Yes"
"Will it be bearable ?" I asked my worried frown deepening.
"I hope so."

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