Hehehehehe… Please review!

This is (semi)based off of the "Princess Bride."

THIS IS NOT A PARODY!
THIS IS A ONE-SHOT!

I LIKE CHEESE!
I do not own either "The Princess Bride," or "Inuyasha" they belong to… Whoever owns them. : 3

Once upon a time there was a young time-traveling Miko, whose favorite thing to do was to go to feudal Japan, and to torment the poor hanyou that she traveled with. His name was Inuyasha, and… She called him that.

"Inuyasha go get some water, so I can make dinner."

"Feh. Whatever wench."

In time she was surprised to find that whenever he said that he was really saying "I love you." In time she was surprised to find that she really loved him back.

"Dang-it Inuyasha! Sit boy!"

…Or not…

She traveled around feudal Japan slaying demons, and making friends, like that fox kit, and the monk. Like the demon slayer, and the girl that traveled with Sesshomaru. She even grew to like the hanyou- a little. He was strong, and always protected her whenever she needed to be protected. He would risk his life for her, and he was everything that she needed. None of their kisses even rated in the top five, but maybe who knows? Maybe there is true love in their future.

Nothing much, just trying to write a story with A FRICKEN' IDIOT NEXT TO ME! He keeps asking me stupid questions like, "Why don't you want to f someone?"

I want to strangle him…