"Roy and Riza: Accidentally In love"
Authored By: Fallenangelescence23
"Sometimes you just fall in love even if you didn't want to…Let's just say cupids are meant to be blind."
Chapter 1- Roy's POV
I made my way through the office without that blonde ego shouting at me.
"You're late," Lieutenant Hawkeye crossed her arms.
"Sorry miss perfect." I apologized sarcastically, I hated her for being admired by almost everyone and the worst part is I'm MARRIED TO HER! The general is her grandpa, we all know that. He favored me a lot like heck and now this had to happen… Riza Hawkeye was my rival at almost everything; I know it's ironic to be challenged by a sissy girl like Hawkeye but what the hell.
"How's your date, you unfaithful creep?" she suddenly questioned me.
"What in blazes are you talking about?" I asked innocently, actually I did go out with a woman yesterday…
"You know what." Riza said firmly.
"So what…it's better than being stuck with you…"
"You admit you were committing adultery."
"I did not. Besides it's not like I'm married."
"Yes you are."
"Why should you stick your nose in everywhere I go?" I shot back. "I'm a free man!"
"No you're not."
"Yes I am!"
"No you're not!"
"Yes I am, Hawkeye!" I debated, my wife rolled her eyes.
"Just quit it!" my subordinate, Jean Havoc yelled. "Can't you two get along?"
"NO!" we yelled in unison.
"Come on! She's too perfect for words." Havoc referred to Riza.
"Havoc, your vision seems to be fading," I never found that blonde attractive.
"And Riza don't you find Roy very attractive?" Fury asked Hawkeye.
"Looks like it isn't only Havoc's vision." Riza grinned. "If you want Fury, you can have him," Fury stiffened.
"I'm going home," she said.
"Roy's coming with you!" my idiotic subordinates pushed me out along with Riza.
Going Home…
"Hey, Roy!" a bunch of woman who passed by greeted me, and I waved back.
"You flirt." The first lieutenant remarked.
"At least they're much more attractive than you." I received a slap across the face from my wife, it was very painful.
Did I mention we live together? Wait I don't want to.
I sat on the couch rubbing my cheek, Riza came back from the kitchen with a bag of ice in her hand she put it on my cheek.
"I can do that myself you know,"
"I know," she placed the bag on my hand. "I'm not sorry for slapping you,"
"And I'm not going apologize either." We were stubborn to one another.
She planted a kiss on my cheek, "Good night, feel better." She smiled before she disappeared into her bedroom.
I suddenly felt a shade of pink flush on my cheek, "…What the hell is wrong with her?"
The sun shone, lighting my room, I lazily went back to bed since it wasn't work day today, I didn't feel so good either, must be the sundae I devoured last night…
Riza was wearing her button-up blouse with a matching skirt; her hair was down as well unlike I, who was still dressed in pajamas,
My wife came with a thermometer in her right hand. "You missed breakfast…are you ill?"
"No!" I yelled defensively, she stuck the thermometer in my mouth after a few minutes; she took it back and had a look on her face.
"You have a fever." Riza simply stated.
"I'll go get a wet towel…" my blonde haired subordinate said, I grabbed her by the wrist causing her to look at me.
"Why are you doing this, Riza? I know you abhor me just as much. I don't mind if you leave me here to die." all I received a giggle from her.
"Roy, I'm your wife, good wives take care of their husbands properly." My first lieutenant smiled at me for the very first time. "Now if you excuse me," she left the room. I don't understand her sometimes…
She came back with a basin and a kitchen towel, she wringed the kitchen towel and carefully placed it on my forehead.
She sat at the bedside of my bed, watching me. "Riza, I meant what I said…I don't mind if you—"
"So sweetheart, will it be chicken or tomato soup?" Riza ignored what I just said.
"…I'm not that weak…I can cook by myself…" I told her and she just stared at me blankly. She's trying to make this marriage work again by sweet-talking me.
"Oh, I'm not implying anything…so will it be chicken?" my only female subordinate asked once again, I nodded slowly.
"I'll be back." She left the room again. I took it as an opportunity to phone my friend, Maes Hughes.
"Hello," a coarse voice answered.
"Maes! It's Roy… Riza is trying to be a good wife…"
"So what's wrong with that?" I could hear him laughing from the other line.
"I-I-I t-think I'm falling for her…" I stammered. Maes wasn't saying anything, I assumed the line went dead,
"Roy, have you ever heard of the phrase 'the more you hate, the more you love'?" he asked.
"Maes…just help me…I can't be falling for her…"
"Trust me, buddy, I am, so have you or have you not heard of it?"
"Yes." I answered him promptly.
"Good, it makes sense doesn't it? Think about it." He hung up, I slammed the phone. It didn't make any sense to me! Sure I knew what it meant, it was really ironic!
"Use the phone quietly, colonel!" I heard Riza yell from the kitchen.
The first lieutenant came back with a tray, on top of it was a bowl of chicken soup and glass of water. She sat by the bed side and scooped the soup, "Roy, you're going to have to open your mouth."
I surrendered she plopped the spoon inside my mouth, she was spoon-feeding me, like a wife would do…
"Riza, I'm sorry—"
"Shit !"She suddenly stood causing the bowl of soup to spill all over her, "I was supposed to go to work today and finish compiling the paperwork…" she began wiping her clothing with a towel.
"It's no good!" she sighed in defeat as she began to unbutton her blouse.
"Riza, are you sure you don't want to do that in the bath room?" I suddenly blushed.
"I have no time…besides you're my husband…" she threw her blouse on the waste basket and unzipped her skirt doing the same.
She slipped on her pink coat and a pink velvet hat together with pink heels and kissed my forehead, "Roy, I have to go back to the headquarters and finish compiling the paper work, you'll wait for me right?"
"Yes." I replied,
"I'm really sorry," she apologized before leaving the house.
"She's gone…hmm…I can invite, Sylvia over or Elli…" he closed his phone book, "I don't feel like it…though…"
He took a picture frame that he always dreaded and set it aside on his side table. It was a picture of Riza and him, even if they were forced to smile, it was a nice picture to look at. He hated Riza for being admired by everyone because he was jealous, he hated Riza because he was slowly falling in love with her like everyone else. He smiled at the picture, "I hate to admit it, but Riza, I'm ...falling in love with you."
Hey Guys!! It's me again, I'm back with another royai attempt!
Reviews please, oh and don't worry they'll be together sooner or later! I need your opinion, okay? I'll finish my other story "We Meet Again" sooner or later! Oh and "Mistaken Lover." Is also almost finished! I love you guys for reviewing, reading and supporting my stories!!
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Yours truly,
Fallenangelescence23