Hans, this one's for you.
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Everyone has their days when they just don't give a damn. These are one of those days.
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Derrick
There she goes again. Giving me the look.
I don't like the look.
Because it means she wants to talk to me. I don't want to talk to her.
She is a mean prostitute.
But I'm slightly scared of the mean prostitute.
So I go and talk to her.
She says I am a prick and that she wants to break up because she saw me flirting with Claire. I nod and say "Whatever" straight to her face because I actually was.
Massie looks just a smidge shocked and I take this opportunity to walk past her, take her seat and sit next to Claire.
She looks up from the textbook, slightly bemused. I look down, more amused.
Claire looks at Massie and Massie is seething with anger. Claire looks at me and I am smiling with happiness.
Because I made Massie want to kill me.
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Alicia.
He is absolutely crazy. Totally. Seriously. Completely. And whatever words Massie uses to explain stuff like this; he is whatever she says about at him.
Why?
Because he just defied Massie.
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Dylan
I wonder if I ate this donut…would I gain a thousand calories?
Maybe I should take the laxatives Mom prescribed…
But then that'd probably be, like, way too much. Major overload!
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Josh
Oh. Em. Gee. Massie is going to nuke him. With her iPhone. And nail polish.
Derrick, dude, run for the freakin' hills.
Alicia will rant about his.
Shit.
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Claire
Cam is so going to love this.
Take that, you Nikki-Massie-Olivia skank!
Derrick, I think this is a start of a beautiful relationship!
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Cam
Traitor.
He knew I wanted Claire back!
Good thing the bitch's gonna die.
Massie will never let him live; thank God and everything else for that.
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A/N: Hatehatehate Cam. Lovelovelove Derrick. Hatehatehate Alicia/Dylan. Adoreadoreadore Josh/Claie.
A/N: The reason other characters aren't here is because, please, do you honestly think they'll be in every class together? Just trying to add some believability to it all.