Shezka Foxe: Gasp! What have I done? I've fallen behind in my stories until my birthday again! Now, I must type four stories in quick succession before I fall behind again. Gosh, meeting a deadline is hard. Well, here is June 5th.
Kuronue's P.O.V.
Okay, okay, now we all know I'm the sexiest guy in the show. No, save your applause people, I'll honor you with my presence later. If I'm not mistaken, I think I'm probably the only I've ever met who wears a hat and can look sexy with this dang thing on.
For those of you who must know the story of my hat, Yoko gave it to me. He was twelve when he gave it to me, my apprentice at the time in thieving. Or should I say successor? Well, either way, he gave it to me, and I only meant to wear it for a few days. Then it just kind of well, sat there. So, now, ever since then, I've worn the hat.
A big bonus was that it's a GREAT way to pick up the ladies. Because, you see, I came up with a few rules for my hat. Ladies love the thing, and so I'll let them wear it while we have some fun in the back room of a bar.
Rule of the Hat:
Whoever wears the hat CANNOT be seme.
The hat must, at all times, be returned to Kuronue.
The hat cannot be passed on by the borrower, only the owner.
The hat can only be returned to Kuronue if the ritual is completed. Which, by the way, means having sex with Kuronue.
By no means necessary, is the hat to be removed until the ritual is completed. If attempted, the hat will only reappear back on your head.
No watching TV, picking your nose, or masturbating with the hat on.
My rules, that everyone must follow, no exceptions to be made. At least this way, I'm always on top. (Oh, and for those of you who don't know, seme is being on top. Uke is on the bottom.)