Ode to Chrissie
O' one night suitor have no guilt;
You did not know what lies beneath
Your strength was no match
For the ultimate catch
That not even Quint could snatch;
Mrs. Kinter have no fear;
For I have Alex near
And we go down to the pond to chase blue gills and tommycots,
There are no forget-me-nots needed for you;
At first I asked the beast "Why did you take me, I was only 23!"
To which he replied, "Chrissie, that's a long time for a swimmer in MY vicinity!"