Author's Note
Hey guys! So Shadow and a couple of our friends were coming up with names for everyone by mixing their names with the names of Attack on Titan characters. I was like wait, is THIS really how we would talk to them? Then I was like, what would we say to them? So I was thinking how could I write about this? Then I remembered oh right you idiot there's fan fiction. Anyways this fan fic is supposed to be stupid and to laugh at. R and R!
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Jean and Shadow
"Hello Jean."
"It's pronounced John."
"Well that's stupid, and I don't care."
"It's not stupid it's French!"
"I'll have have to ask Levi's about that."
"Why do I feel like I have THIS conversation with EVERYONE?"
"I don't know horse face."
"...Screw you!"
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Anael and Levi
"Levi! You're missing the cleaning supply sale!"
"I'm already stocked up, Eren and Hanji got me tons for my birthday."
"Damn, I was riding on that. ANYWAYS how do you truly feel about Eren?"
"Oh the brat? I don't think much of him. He is useful for his powers though."
"Levi, you're making this way harder than it needs to be!"
"Um okaaay?"
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Rykin and Armin
"So Armin do you any feelings for Eren? You seem to spend a lot of time around him."
"WHAT?!NO!"
"Who is it then? Jean, Levi...?WAIT I'VE GOT IT!YOU LIKE GIRS!"
"Boys typically do."
"Ohhhhhh you're a boy! This explains a lot!"
"Why do I have this conversation with everyone I meet?"
"But did you know that your sister is in a relationship with Ymir?"
"KRISTA IS NOT MY SISTER! I DON'T HAVE ONE!"
"Oh I thought you two were twins."
"I really hate my life sometimes."