It was Christmas in Hogwarts, and Harry had gotten everyone a present except for Professor Snape.
Harry decided it would be impolite to not give the Professor a gift.
He thought for a long time, unsure of what to give to the potions teacher.
Then it hit him,
Shampoo.
Professor Snape's hair was always greasy.
So, he obviously was in dire need of Shampoo.
Harry got the shampoo, and wrapped it up green gift wrap.
Once he saw the strict professor in the halls, he tackled him exclaiming,
"SNAPEY-WAPEY! MERRY CHRISTMAS!"
Snape stared at Harry, looking at him as if Harry had a wart on his nose.
"Mr. Potter, have you finally snapped?"
"No."
"I highly doubt that."
Harry held out the present to Snape.
Snape takes it and stands up.
"A… Present?"
Harry nods.
Snape seems to smile a bit.
Until he unwrapped the present.
Once he noticed it was shampoo he glared at Harry.
"Three months detention, and three hundred points from gryffindor."
THE END