Sorry about the lack of formatting- I tried to put in spaces where appropriate, but none of it stuck.
Edit: I reread this and realized that, wait a minute, Mesanna hated teaching. I fixed the line, and now Mesanna won't have to, ahem, 'teach me a lesson'.
It's pretty hot here in Shayol Ghul
The rest of the Chosen slink in
I'm glad Balthalamel's not sitting next to me
He started this mess we're all in.
I said, "Asmodean, come play me a melody
I cannot recall how it goes
But it's strong and it's sweet and I knew it complete
'Fore the 2nd Age came to a close."
La la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum
Sing us the Song, Asmodean
Sing us the Song tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a melody
Even one from the side of the Light.
Now I boast that the Great Lord's a friend of mine
He's gonna make me Nae'blis for free
('Cause the rest of the group is incompetent
and the times I've died are less than three.)
He says, "ISHAMAEL, THIS WHOLE THING IS SUCH A BORE."
And I dared not uncover my face
"WELL, I'M SURE THAT I COULD UNMAKE THE WORLD
IF I COULD GET OUT OF THIS PLACE."
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum
Now Lanfear's a wannabe actress
Who constantly dresses in white
And she's talkin' with Semi, who's terrified many
'Cause her bark's just a taste of her bite.
And Graendal is practicing politics
As Rhavin makes eyes at her streith
Then there's Demandred and Moghedien
with Mesanna, who hated to teach.
Sing us the Song, Asmodean
Sing us the Song tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a melody
Even one from the side of the Light.
We're a pretty bad bunch here in Shayol Ghul
And that myrddraal gives me a smile
Hope he knows about me, even his kind can see
That I am the Chosen most vile.
And the harp sounds like an Ogier
And the True Power fills them with fear
And they kneel at the lake 'cause their lives are at stake
And say "Great Lord, we'll bust you out of here!"
Oh, la la la, de de da
La la, de de da da dum
Sing us the Song, Asmodean
Sing us the Song tonight
'Cause we're all in the mood for a melody
Even one from the side of the Light.