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Zack's Peeping Adventures

Chapter 1 – A New Idea

"What! No shipments?!"

Zack's infuriated voice was heard all throughout Mineral Town. The birds flew away, Carter stopped sniffing his mushrooms, Saibara hit his fingers with his hammer, the Harvest Sprites who were previously sleeping awakened with a jolt, and Jack, the farmer, almost fainted at the volume of Zack's voice.

"Yes, Zack, no shipments today," Jack answered tiredly.

"Why don't you get a chicken or something? They lay eggs that you can ship. I've been telling you this for the last week," Zack said while looking around at the farm. It was getting out of hand. Weeds were everywhere. The remains of last season's crops were lying around untouched. The harvest sprites who would normally be busy with work were idly sleeping on top of the water, of all places.

"No, really? I never knew that! Thanks for the info, dumbass," Jack said sarcastically.

Zack, sensing something was wrong with the poor farmer, asked, "What's wrong?"

Jack replied sadly, "I've been trying to get Karen in the sack for a week straight. No luck so far. She keeps telling me that size matters and I have no idea what she's talking about. I mean, I'm 5'10". That's average for men, right?"

"Uh…I'm not sure that's what she's talking about," Zack told the ignorant farmer.

"Anyways, I'll be trying again tomorrow, so don't bother coming. I won't have any shipments again. I don't plan on working again until I get to finally have my way with Karen," Jack said.

As images of Karen's naked body filled Zack's mind, he answered, "Huh? Oh, ok. Sure. That's some good stuff…"

"Is something wrong?" Jack asked. He had noticed that Zack's eyes were rolled upwards and he was drooling a little.

"Uh…no. I'll catch you later," Zack replied as he started heading out of the farm. Zack thought to himself, "Damn, another day with nothing to do. Well, at least he told me ahead of time today. I'll plan for something tomorrow. Maybe fishing.."

When Zack went home, he started to plan for his trip the next day. As he was looking for his fishing rod, Karen's naked body came into his mind again. He started feeling something tight in his pants and started drooling again. Won came through the door and noticed this strange phenomenon.

"What's up?" Won asked.

"Karen is so hot, man. I just want to see her naked at least once before I die," Zack replied.

Won got a look in his face and answered back, "Yeah, I know what you mean. First time I saw that girl, I knew. She was the one. I had to see her boobies. And I want to hold them. And squeeze them. And start licking them a little before she takes off her-"

"Stop talking, Won," Zack interrupted. "It's never going to happen and you know it. What's a bunch of old men like us going to do about it…"

"Never say never, my friend," Won told him. "I've come up with a foolproof way to finally see those beauties."

"Really? What's that?" Zack asked excitedly.

"Peep!" Won replied proudly with a grin on his face.

Zack's excitement went down. The feeling that he had had a moment ago was gone and now replaced by anger. He asked, "How the hell is that foolproof?! There are so many things that can go wrong. And what if I was caught? What would happen then? Do you have any idea how stupid your-"

"Ok, maybe I was wrong," Won replied sheepishly. "But it's the best idea I've got. You just need the determination to see the sights, and a lot of free time."

Zack thought to himself. Determination and free time. Luckily, he had both of those tomorrow. Coincidentally, he knew every secret passageway in Mineral Town there was, so he all of the ideal locations to look from. He said aloud, "You know what? I might just give that a try tomorrow."

Won looked surprised. "Really? I didn't think anybody was dumb enough to- I mean, I'm sure you'll do fine, Zack. Here, try to take pictures for me," he said as he handed Zack a camera from his pocket.

"Huh? Oh, sure," Zack replied absentmindedly as he took the camera. He got to thinking again. If he was going to actually go through with this, why just Karen? Why not other girls too? After all, he might never have any free time ever again. His mind was flooded with images of the different women of Mineral Town. Then he thought of that one woman he had set his eyes on ever since he first saw her. That lovely pink hair, her soft voice…

"Lillia."