I don't even know... boredom does strange things to me. xD

Yoite woke abruptly to the sound of snickering coming from the direction of Yukimi's computer. In the chair, the man sat hunched over the keyboard as his fingers made a rhythmic tapping that seemed to never cease. More snickering ensued as the tapping grew louder from keys being pressed more enthusiastically. Yoite furrowed his brows at this. What on earth was he getting so worked up over? The boy recalled a movie he had seen recently. A girl had started acting strangely and so they did this thing… what was it called? Whatever it was, it was certainly worth a try.

Silently, as to not disturb the blonde man (any further than he clearly was, that is), Yoite made his way to the kitchen to fetch a glass of water. Then, he frowned. "Yukimi."

The keys stopped making the music that Yoite had become accustomed to. "W-what do you want?" He didn't even turn around.

The younger of the two males frowned again. Why did he seem anxious? "Do you have a bible?" He asked nonchalantly, peering into the room where Yukimi protectively blocked his computer screen.

"WHAT?!" Yoite was unaffected by the boisterous voice. He didn't feel like it was that strange of a question, after all. "Uh… somewhere, I think there's one," It was as if you could actually hear his mind working out the kinks of where he put things when he moved in. "Check the top shelf in the closet."

Sure enough, the good book was exactly where the man had guessed. Yoite waited for the sound of computer keys to begin once again before making his move. Once that sound inevitably filled the air once again, Yoite did as any good ninja could and stalked up behind his prey unnoticed.

He dipped his fingers into the glass, the flesh absorbing the liquid within. With a bible in one hand and water in the other, he flicked his wet fingers at his guardian. "May the power of Christ compel you!" Yoite couldn't recall ever using so much enthusiasm to speak… and, it kind of hurt to speak so loudly, he realized.

"W-what?!" The man turned around. Instinctively, Yoite flicked more water at Yukimi.

"Demons be gone!" The older of the two glared at his charge.

"What's gotten into you all of a sudden?!" He used the sleeve of his shirt to wipe the liquid from his face.

"You were acting strangely… and I saw that this worked in a movie." He stated simply in response.

Yukimi blinked. "That's it, no more TV for you!" He shook his head at the boy.

Yoite stared at him and then the computer screen. He turned his attention back to the angry blonde. "Yukimi," The man glared in response. "I can't put this back on the shelf," He held up the bible. "It hurts to stretch that high."

Sighing, the older ninja lifted himself out of the warm computer chair and snatched the book from his young comrade, making his way over to the closet. Seizing the opportunity, Yoite commandeered the chair, which he discovered was actually quite comfortable – no wonder Yukimi spent so much time in it. He turned the chair around to face the glowing screen. Squinting, he tried to make out the words that contrasted the white "paper" Yukimi had been busy working on. He only had a few minutes until the flustered man would be back to yell at him, so he figured it would be best just to skim over the words, picking up only enough to get a gist of what was going on that amused Yukimi so much.

The boy pressed his tongue against the collarbone of his lover, earning him a surprised gasp. "S-stop! We… we shouldn't be doing this." He was flushed and that only fueled the boy more as he nipped at the sensitive flesh. "If you meant that," He smirked into the skin. "You wouldn't be letting me continue."

Yoite blinked several times before continuing. So this is what Yukimi really did on the computer all the time? He skimmed through a long and detailed account of passion before hearing footsteps headed in his direction. Quickly, he stood up and walked over to the couch where he sat down right as Yukimi entered the room and reclaimed his chair.

"Yukimi," The older man turned around again, sighing in order to restrain his fury. "I just remembered something…" Yoite paused and looked into the dark blue orbs that allowed Yukimi to see clearly, unlike his own cerulean eyes. The man said nothing, willing the boy to just get on with it already. "In the movie, it was just their imagination… and that thing – the one that I did – it didn't work at all."

So... I've never actually watched a movie with an exorcism in it. o.o I feel so uneducated on the subject, haha. ^^;;

This did, however, spark an inkling of an idea in my mind. What is this idea? You will just have to watch and see!