I don't own Dragon Ball Z.
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My Family
My father is an alien but he didn't cross the border,
My teacher has pointy ears but he hasn't seen the fires of Mount Doom in Mordor,
My mother wields a frying pan like a legendary sword,
My family talks with fists but I choose words,
When Dad is a blonde he's kind of ditzy,
18 is a lucky number but she's kind of prissy,
Dad died again but he'll be back by dinner time,
The pie for dessert is key lime,
In this family you learn to crawl, walk then fly,
We have our troubles but we get by,
The first time I saw my uncle he killed my father,
We don't talk anymore, why should I bother,
I like carrots but I absolutely hate biology,
Cells can be used to create a powerful monstrosity,
It's all fun and games until the world is split in two,
Then after that we don't know what to do,
I do believe in God because I saw the devil yesterday,
He's a nice guy but if you owe him a favor then be prepared to pay,
I have a normal life if you exclude saving the universe,
I don't mean to whine but this is becoming a curse,
I care about Earth but I want to live my life,
I would love to spend time with my beautiful daughter and lovely wife,
Of all places to conquer why do people always choose Earth?
It confounds me to no end that they don't know what its worth,
This little blue and green planet is the place that I call my own,
I will remember this place like a dog remembers where he buried his bone,
My mother still wants me to study but my father wants me to join him and fight,
I just hope to get some sleep tonight,
My family is crazy but I think I'll be alright.
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