Dumble to the dore!
Around here I'm big D
Dumble to dore
I can bend your ass over
And you'd be askin' for more
I always help the students
When they're struggling in class
I like to give them knowledge
And thrust is up their ass
There's Hermione Granger
Yeah, she's a real genius
When she needs a study break
She likes to ride my penis
Then there's Draco Malfoy
He's really headstrong
So I teach his head a lesson
And make him suck my dong
I like my Ravenclaw sandwich
With Luna and Cho Chang
There is room for two
On my 100 year old wang
Ron Weasley is a Gryffindor
I like to call him Big Red
His hair down south
Matches the hair on his head
Then there's Ginny Weasley
She's one feisty broad
When she needs a better grade
She let's fondle her bod
Harry Potter is my favorite
He's pretty sick
He is the boy who lived
And the boy who licks