Joey Makes a Mess!
Joey discovers his true potential! What made me say that? I don't know!
Disclaimer: I don't own Friends
Joey was full of food. He was sitting on Rosita, he'd eaten over half of the contents of his fridge, and he was feeling slightly sick.
"What can I do while I'm waiting to feel less full?" he groaned.
He let out a long, loud burp. Looking over at the fridge, he noticed the door was ajar. He slowly pushed himself up, made his way across to it, and was about to pull it shut when he smelled something. There was a distinctive eggy sort of whiff coming from the fridge's chilly depths.
Joey curiously opened the door. A box, containing a single egg, stood on the top shelf. It had been there for a long time now.
"Eurgh, better throw this out!" he eurghed, picking up the box. He turned - and slipped!
"Argh!" he cried, as the box opened, the disgusting egg fell out, and landed with a splat in the middle of the floor.
Gooey, greenish, pongy egg started seeping out of the mess of smashed shell. It looked horrible, but strangely nice as well.
Joey stared at it for a few minutes, before reaching back into the fridge, pulling out a bottle of milk and pouring the contents over the egg.
It looked horrible still, but it was nice to be able to drop things on the floor. Joey picked up a bottle of juice and tipped it all over the sloppy puddle.
He started laughing manically...
He rummaged around the kitchen, gathering together all the food he could be bothered to find. He threw a few doughnuts and a carrot into the puddle, then sprinkled flour over the top and squirted it all with ketchup. He grated some cheese on top of it, then some bread. He opened a can of meatballs and dotted them in it.He even dropped in a sandwich!
He spent the next half hour making a mess on the floor. He was just decorating the masterpiece with hundreds and thousands when Chandler opened the door.
"What are you doing?" he gasped when he noticed what Joey had put on the floor.
Joey looked at the mess. He looked at Chandler.
"I don't know!" he cried, suddenly realising what he'd done. There was a huge pile of food in the middle of the kitchen floor and he could barely remember how it got there.
Chandler looked furious for a second - then he found a bottle of mustard and squeezed it over the top...
Monica wondered where her husband had got to. He'd gone to Joey's about half an hour ago ...
She decided to check if he was still there. She opened her door, and knocked on the one across the hall. When there was no answer, she pushed it open -
A horrendous smell met her nostrils and she stumbled backwards. A pile of food towered above her, filling the whole apartment with a disgusting stench. She cried out in horror, clapping both hands over her nose.
Chandler and Joey popped out from behind it, wearing big, cheesy grins.
"We made a mess," they said together.
Monica opened her mouth to yell at them - then the pile wobbled!
Chandler quickly jumped out of the way. He and Monica watched, terrified, as Joey stood, frozen with fear. The pile slipped sideways, and in five seconds it had fallen on top of Joey.
The new mess burst into tears. It ran into Joey's bathroom and slammed the door.
The end! I love this one!