To the tune of
The Brady Bunch Theme Song
Here's the story of Stalag 13
A POW camp in Nazi Germany
With a Kommandant, who had an ego
Fatter then his Sergeant Schultz
Here's the story, of a pilot named Hogan,
Who was an ace pilot better then them all
Bombing missions, trains or factories
And he would never fall
Till the one day when the pilot got shot down
And over to Stalag 13 he goes
And this camp, would become an underground base
That's the way we all became Hogan's Heroes
Hogan's Heroes
Hogan's Heroes,
That's the way we became Hogan's Heroes