Redbat: hi I'm obviously redbat and this is my first fanfic, so don't sue me of all my candy cause I only have 3 .
Will: you better not make me look stupid!
Halt: you look dumb not stupid, Will!
Will starts to chase Halt.
Redbat: um…I don't own Ranger's Apprentice or sadly not the cake. Enjoy! Please R and R! Will stop chasing Halt and Halt stop screaming like a girly git! Oh yeah warning the characters in this chapt. don't act like they do in the books! Also lots of randomness…don't read if you don't like.
"I'm hungry!" whined Will.
"Then go buy some food," replied Halt.
"No!"
"Why" asked Halt
"Cause I think I'm too hungry to go," cried Will
"Apprentice Rangers don't think"
"Then I know I'm too hungry to go," replied Will
"Lazy butt!"
"I'm not a lazy butt" Will was so hungry he was emotionally crying.
"OK that is it!" Halt was furious, that his face was red and unlike his normal self. He kicked Will out of his house. Literally, you don't want to mess with Halt for now on. Then he yelled, "Don't come back until you man up and buy enough food to at least last a week!"
After Will reluctantly left, Halt snuck into his room. He pulled out his chocolate cake from under the bed. Halt snickered, "Will would never look under his bed." With a grin, he happily started eating his delicious cake.
Redbat: how was your cake, Halt? Halt: does delicious mean nothing to you?Redbat: ok…
Will: hi what are you guys talking about?
Redbat and Halt: NOTHING!
Will: k…
Redbat: Sorry this chapter is so short. I suck at beginnings. Any advice? Please review. If you guys want me to continue I will if not…I don't know. Make sure you include that in your reviews. Bye!