This is stupid, I'm warning you. We needed a plot for a Christmas roleplay, so... It turned out funny enough to put on here. ^.^

I hope you agree with me. I own nothing involved in it. Merry Christmas, KHR, and happy one-day-late birthday, Bel~!

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the town
There was happy bustle and stashed phoenix down.
The fires were lit neath the chimney's with care
With hopes our dear Squalo would never get there.

Some children were nestled asleep in their beds
While strange dreams of reindeer pranced through their heads.
The Vongola's caroling, the Kokuyo's alone
The Varia's kidnapping, Viper's loss to atone.

Then on top of the house there arose such a clatter
Fran's mother didn't stop to find what was the matter.
Away from the chimney did little Fran dash
Then down slid Squalo, in clouds of ash.

Outside in the cold of the fresh fallen snow
To Kokuyo Land our brave caroler's go
And on top of the house, how strange did it appear
Was an elf and a sleigh, and three human reindeer.

In the lone house next door were two children at play
Building Gingerbread houses for this Christmas Day.
After Santa stole Fran and to the sleigh they came
He shouted at the reindeer, he called them by name.

"Now Xanxus, our boss, please lead us away
Levi, Lussuria, and Bel- in the sleigh!"
Backwards they went, straight into a wall
And that Gingerbread house to crumbs it did fall.

The children were frightened and scared quite a bit
But thanks to Santa, who was filled with wit
Reversed to forward, out the hole there they flew
Elf, deer, and Santa, with Fran in there too.

Those Vongola carolers were dressed quite warm
With scarves, hats, and mittens, safe from chill's harm
At Kokuyo's door they soon came around
And inside they all swept in with a bound.

They were all snowy, from head to their foot
And on Kokuyo's tree too many things were put.
But as Vongola began singing, they brought forth a smile
And a merrier Christmas than our gang's had for a while.

And when they all left, waving goodbye
They did not see Varia's sleigh cross the sky.
As for cider they went, every girl, every boy
Squalo shouted out to all, "Merry Christmas!! VOIIII!!!"

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Thank you for reading! Merry Christmas everybody!!!