Naruto Commercial Spoofs
I got the idea after reading Shadow Dragon Boss's Hamtaro one, but, I'm pretty sure it's already been done.
driving safety
Announcer: Always designate a driver, but if you don't have one, call a ninja. Like Rock Lee, for example!
Lee: (Drunk) WHERE'S hic THE hic SAKE?! (Hic-ups five more times and falls down)
Naruto: (walks in) Anyone know where Bushy Brow is?
Camera guy: I think he's training with Guy. (hides Lees unconsious body)
Naruto: OK! (runs off) HEY, GUY-SENSEI!!!!!
Announcer: ...why was Naruto looking for Lee anyway?
Chuck E. Cheese
Chuck E. Cheese: (talking to team 7) Hey, Kids! Wanna come and play some games and have pizza?
Sasuke: Not really.
CEC: Why not?
Naruto: Because Chuck E. Cheese is for little kids, ya possum.
CEC: I'm not a possum, I'm a mouse!
Sakura: AHHH!!! A MOUSE! (attacks Chuck E. Cheese)
Director: Sakura, stop killing Chuck.
Sakura: sorry...
AND NOW FOR REAL COMMERCIAL SPOOFS!
The Five Star notebook commercial
(Orochimaru comes in with a five star notebook)
Announcer: Five star notebooks can stand up to the most daunting of tasks.
Naruto: FOOD FIGHT!!!
Orochi: (holds up notebook and blocks ramen)
Announcer: Five star notebooks can go anywhere.
Ten Ten: Oh no, my Pom Pom!
Orochi: (blocks Pom Pom with notebook)
Announcer: Five star notebooks can withstand everything...
Sasuke: Oh (beep), my kunai!
Orochi: (trys to stop kunai with notebook but fails, bad.)
Announcer: Except kunai knifes.
All of Konaha: (cheers)
Bazooka Bubble gum commercial
(beware, I think there is a bit of OOCness in this one)
Naruto: Hi, umm, Hinata. I am just going to take a, uhh, a chance and, umm, ask you to dance.
Hinata: OH YES, NARUTO-KUN!
Director: CUT! Can we get Sakura in here? Ok, from the top.
Naruto: (from beginning) Hi, umm, Sakura. I'm just going to take a, uhh, a chance and, uhh, ask you to dance.
Sakura: But I don't want no dance. I wa-
Hinata: I'll dance with you, Naruto-Kun!
Director: CUT, CUT, CUT! Hinata, stop messing things up. Ya know what, thats it, you're out of the commercial.
Naruto: HEY! Thats not fair! Just because she makes some mistakes doesn't mean you can take her out of the commercial!
Hinata: Naruto-Kun...
Director: Yes I can. I'm the director.
Naruto: Hinata, how 'bout we grab some lunch after I'm done with this stupid commercial?
Hinata: (nods blankly)
Naruto: Great! Later, Hinata!
Director: Ok, from the top people! And will someone get Hinata out of here?
Naruto: Hi, umm, Sakura. I'm just going to take a, uhh, a chance and, umm, ask you to dance.
Sakura: But I don't want no dance. I want bubblegum! Bazooka-zooka bubblegum!
Gaara, Kiba, Neji, and Dosu: Bubblegum! Bazooka-zooka bubblegum! Some gum!
This is my first attempt at something like this. sooo... yeah.