A/N: Hey guys! It's me, Jezebel and ME OrangeRules Autumn! As you know, we're best buds so we decided to do a colab! It's just a silly little parody! Enjoy!
Dean looks at Castiel with sadness and slight anger. Castiel hopes he's not too mad.
"I love you like a brother, Cas." Dean says slowly, putting a hand on Cas' shoulder. "But-" Dean continues but is cut off by two small 'poofs'.
Once the small amount of smoke clears it shows two girls just barely in their teens. One has long black hair and dark brown eyes, by her posture you could tell she had a crude attitude. The other girl is tall for her age and has chocolate colored curls with eyes like cocoa flecked with black.
The raven haired girl spoke, "Dean, my name is Jez and you're a liar." Dean gave her a look that screamed 'WTH'
The brunette smirked knowingly at Cas before turning to Dean, "Assbutt." And with that insult still hanging in the air the girls grinned and poofed away.
"What the fuck? Was I just pwnd by two girl scouts?" Dean said looking at Cas with an incredulous look.
"Don't question it." Was all Cas said before he poofed away also.
A disembodied voice rang out in the silence, "We're NOT girl scouts!" Dean looked around, decided to dismiss the sound and went to sleep in an annoyed state.
A/N: When Jez says Dean's a liar she's talking about when he said he only loved Cas as a brother and nothing more. So there you go! R&R!