"Beastboy, what is it?"
"Uhm, just open it."
"I know what it is, and you know what I mean."
"Yeah. Well, Robin gave Starfire something and now they're on a date in the park, and Cyborg's off in Steel City surprising Bee. And, I guess, you probably felt left out. And giving them to a former statue doesn't make sense. And, well, I wanted to give them to you."
"Oh. They're...nice. Thanks."
"Swee- I mean, uh, you're welcome. Heh, sorry."
"Beastboy...no one's ever given me anything before."
"What? But Starfire's always buying you stuff from the mall..."
"No, I mean, no one's ever given me anything I wanted before. Not that I don't like Starfire's gifts, but I feel forced into accepting them because of how hurt she would be if I rejected them."
"Oh. So does that mean...you like them?"
"Hmm. What do you think it means?"
"Well, I'd like for it to mean that you like them...and maybe that you'd give me them if our roles were reversed?"
"Mmm. Well, I suppose you could say that."
"So...you like them? You like...me?"
"What did I just say?"
" 'I suppose you could say that.' "
"Exactly."
"..."
"For a vegetarian, you seem to be trying to catch a lot of flies."
"Well, I, er- "
"Heh heh heh heh."
"Shoving a chocolate in someone's mouth while they're talking is very rude, you know. Do it again?"
"You wish."
"Please?"
"No."
"Please?"
"I said 'no' and that's fin- "
"Heh heh heh heh."
"Now look who's talking."
"What goes around, comes around, Raven. You, of all people, should know that."
"Whatever. When I'm through with you, you'll never be able to look at chocolate the same way again."
"Happy Valentine's Day?"
"Run while you still can."
A/N - My apologies if you can't tell who the speaker is. It starts with Raven, then alternates to Beastboy with every other line. And wrong time of year, I know. Sorry, but it just came to me, and I had to write it. Reviews will make me feel guilty for not posting new stories or updating old ones, which probably a good thing. So, please, review. Even if all you're going to say is "I didn't understand anything and your summary sucked. GFG, pal."