The Random Fandom Show!
The lights dim as a girl wearing a Hogwarts rope, Camp Half-Blood t-shirt, a badge that says 'FBI', and more comes out. A tattoo of an eye is also visible on her ankle. She walks over and taps the mic, and there is a high pitched screech. She winces.
"Sorry about that folks! We have been having a lot of trouble lately, probably because of all the interference. But you should know what I mean if your here 'cause... it's the Random Fandom Show!"
The crowd cheers.
"Now as this being the first episode ever... lets get some things strait. There is no telling what will happen! Which means either a very boring or bloody night!"
"The crowd cheers again.
The host looks around nervously. "Well, lets get started before we all start saying 'May the odds be ever in your favor' right?", clearly afraid of the crowd's lust for blood. "...Good! I'm your host Slug-Cat, and this is your show!"
A Thing That's Grey
In a dark hallway, Agent Mulder is arguing with The Smoking Man. It's more like yelling at a wall though. The Smocking Man don't care. Suddenly, old Smoky begins to shake. His skin ripples and bubbles, like an angry pot of boiling water. He slowly transforms into a tall grey figure, with large eyes and a slit nose. Alien!
In a dark hallway, Harry Potter is spying on the suspected Death Eater. Suddenly the suspect's skin ripples and bubbles, like an angry pot of boiling water. He slowly transforms into a tall grey figure, with large eyes and a slit nose. Voldemort!
Both heroes act in the same instant. A bullet rings through the air, as dose a jet of red light. Alien/Voldemort collapses. Mulder and Harry proceed to run right into each other in haste and knock themselves out. Scully and Ginny arrive a few minutes later (ironically at the same time) and rush to the hospital.
~LATER~
The two parties somehow got adjacent rooms. The red heads were sitting just outside, they still weren't allowed in yet. Both Scully and Ginny were sipping coffee.
"So... his name is Mulder?"
Scully sighed tiredly. "Yep. Yours is Harry?"
Ginny sighed as well. "Yep."
They both turned away from the doors.
This sign reserves this room for Fox Mulder out of the fact he's never out of here for more than a week.
This sign reserves this room for Harry Potter out of the fact he's never out of here for more than a week.
Slug-Cat comes back on, with a bandaged Mulder and Harry behind her.
"Well folks, I'm afraid that's it-"
"What! Your just gonna leave us like this!" Mulder holds up his cast.
"Not fair!" Harry points at his broken leg.
Both Scully and Ginny appear, and knock the men out again.
"Do you think we shouldn't have done it?", asked Scully.
Ginny shrugs. "They'll be fine."
"Slug-Cat smiles. "Well folks, till next time... ON TRFS!"