Disclaimer : Apparently I don't have enough 'swagg' or whatever, so yeah I'm not JK Rowling.
From the author of 'How To Be A Malfoy' comes how to be a Weasley!
Step 1. Be a ginger. Not a ginger? You should just stop reading then. Everyone who wants to be a Weasley should just quit.
Step 2. Be friends with a hero. Yes, this step sounds stupid but be friends with one of the most talked about wizards.
Step 3. Be poor. Chuck away all of your galleons. Your family's income should be about half of what the Malfoys carry in their pocket when they find a galleon on the streets of Diagon Alley.
Step 4. Wear everything second hand! This creates the Weasley life style. Nothing better than knowing some wore your clothes. If there are small holes and the fabric is almost ripping is PERFECT.
Step 5. Fail at showing your enemies justice. Want to make Draco Malfoy spit slugs? Make sure you use a broken wand (prefferably broken in an accident with a monster tree known as 'The Whomping Willow' in a flying car crash) and throw up the slugs.
Step 5. Make sure you have a sweater (prefferably maroon) with the first letter in your name on the front. Makes the perfect Weasley look!
It is so much easier to be a Weasley isn't it? All you need is to be poor and wear clothes that are terribly messed up. Oh yes you need flaming red hair. Hopefully you can be brothers/sisters with Rinny, Gon, Gred, Forge, Pratcy, Chill, and Barlie! (At least that's what I've heard their names are.)
Thank you for reviewing my last How To Be one shot. I plan to make How To Be Lord Voldemort and How To a Potter soon.
This one is for Erra Fawkes13!