Me: …
Misaki: What's wrong, Risa-chan?
Me: I don't own Junjou Romantica…
Misaki: *laughs* Like hell, you don't. Junjou Romantica is owned by Shungiku Nakamura.
Me: Thanks for reminding me, Misaki-kun. Now go be a good little uke and get devoured by Usagi-san while I wallow in self-loathing, alright?
Usagi-san: *takes a drag* I like the way you think.
Me: *bows to the rabbit* It is always a pleasure, good sir.
Misaki: *faints*
Chapter 1: A is for Abstinence
One day, as Misaki Takahashi was being driven back to the overly large penthouse that he shared with his landlord, said landlord got pissed.
"I told Hiroki that having you take that class was a bad idea, but no. No one ever listens to me."
"Usagi-san, would you knock that off, already? The class was mandatory. Everyone had to take it."
"But you don't need to be educated on all of the body parts and their functions by some nitwit and a giant poster of a person. If you really needed it, I would be more than happy to teach you all you wanted to know…"
At this point, Akihiko leaned across the cup holders and wrapped an arm around Misaki's waist, forcing Misaki to move closer and closer, until their bodies were touching.
Misaki blushed furiously and shoved a pamphlet into Akihiko's face.
After several seconds, Akihiko tore up the abstinence pamphlet (1) and dove towards Misaki, who yelped and tried to escape.
But alas, he knew in his heart that no one ever escaped the great Usami Akihiko (2).
(1) Dedicated to my 8th grade Health teacher.
(2) This last part is when the pair has reached the parking garage, not while they're driving. Usagi-san isn't that careless.
I just did this for fun, since my author's block is sucking me dry… But I digress. Since this is "Junjou ABC's", there will be 26 chapters; no more, no less. And until the next time, may Chuck Norris be with you.