"Does everyone have what they need for a week?" Saïx asked.
"I've got my picture of Kingdom Hearts!" Xemnas cried out.
"I've got target practice materials!" Xigbar cried out as well.
"I've got all the cooking stuff!" Xaldin cried. Everyone looked at him, "WHAT? IT'S ALL I NEED! " he sobbed.
"I've got my recent research and my experiment equipment!" Vexen beamed.
"..." Lexeaus said.
"I've got most of the Library That Never Was in my purse!" Zexion yelled (YES HE HAS A PURSE!)
"I've got Roxas!" Axel said, looking at Roxas suggestively, which made him run and go sit at the other end of the RV, "NO ROXAS! LET ME LOVE YOUUUU!"
"I've got all my sheet music and instruments!" Demyx said happily.
"I have all my decks and some munny for whomever is game!" Luxord cried out.
"I've got my flowers and some people to creep on. Isn't that right Naminè?" Marluxia said. "He's so scary," Naminè whispered.
"I've got my yaoi novels, manga, and Marquis de Sade books!" Larxene said, already reading only Kingdom Hearts knows what.
"I've got ice cream!" Roxas said, hiding behind someone.
"ROXAS WHERE ARE YOU?" Axel cried.
"I have all the drugs I could carry!" Xion said, already wasted.
"I have my sketch books and pencils!" Naminè smiled.
"Good! Then we're ready!" Saïx said and buckled up in the passenger seat by Xemnas, naturally.
"Ready?" Xemnas asked, but everyone was already absorbed in whatever they had brought.
"OFF WE GO!" Xemnas cried out.
"Why are we even leaving?" Vexen asked.
"We have an infestation that never was!" Xemnas replied.
"If it never was-" Demyx was cut off by Saïx.
"OUR WHOLE WORLD IS BASED OFF OF BLAH BLAH NEVER WAS! CATCH ON AND TAKE A NAP OR SOMETHING!"
Demyx cried, "I'm sorry!" but still took a nap.
The beginning of the ride was okay, but then Demyx got bored of trying to sleep.
He conspicuously took out his sitar and started playing One Direction.
No one really minded-but then there's Larxene, "Demyx, will you shut the hell up? I'm reading!"
But Demyx continued to sing loudly and strum his sitar, "Demyx!" Larxene said in a warning tone.
"Hey, Dem-Dem! Maybe you could stop?" Xigbar nudged him because he wishes for Demys to see yet another day.
Demyx pushed on with the annoying melody to Larxene's great irritation, "SHUT. UP!"
"WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!" Demyx sang.
At this point, everyone in the Organization feared for Demyx's life, "DEMYX!" they all cried.
"GOD DAMN IT DEMYX!" Larxene gritted her teeth after he kept singing.
"Demyx, I am your Superior! You will do as I say! SHUT UP!" Xemnas yelled from the driver seat.
"NA NA NA NANA!" Demyx sang on.
"That's IT!" Larxene came out of her supposed room of the RV with her kunai ready.
Xigbar jumped in front of the still singing Demyx, "FOR GOD'S SAKE LARXENE! HE'S JUST A CHILD!"
"Yeah, an ANNOYING ONE WHO DARES DISTURB MY YAOI READING!" Larxene shoved Xigbar away and grabbed Demyx by the collar with fire in her eyes.
Literally.
"H-hey! L-L-Larxene!" Demyx said casually, putting his sitar away, "I wonder who's making all that noise!"
Larxene hissed, "SHUT UP! IT'S YOU!" and then she dragged him into her room.
Everyone in the Organization watched in horror as her door slammed closed, "Let us all have a moment of silence for Demyx," Xemnas bowed his head as they heard tormented screams.
"NO LARXENE, THE FAN GIRLS LUV MY HAIR!" Demyx screamed.
"WELL THEY HATE MY HAIR, NOW WE ARE ON THE SAME BOAT!" Larxene replied.
Then there was a terrifying ZZZZZ. And all the Demyx fan girls cried in their rooms until they drowned.
Naminè doodled on her book, "What are you drawing, Naminè?" Marluxia said in the creepy vampire voice we all-love?
Naminè cluchted her book to her chest, "SOMETHING THAT CAME FROM THE DEPTHS OF MY HEART!"
Marluxia snatched the book away. He opened To where Naminè just was and looked for awhile, "Oh,"
Everyone stared at Marluxia and Naminè for awhile in an awkward state.
Marluxia gently have the notebook back.
Roxas came out from behind Xion, "Why are you behind my back?" Xion asked.
But Roxas ignored her, "Marluxia? What was-"
"Some things are better not said," Marluxia interrupted.
That's when Axel burst in, "ROXAS!" he cried in relief when he saw him behind Xion.
"SHIT!" Roxas cussed and ran.
"WAIT-NO! LET'S HAVE ICE CREAM TOGETHER!" Axel ran after him.
"NO YOUR ICE CREAM TASTES WEIRD, AND I USUALLY FORGET EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS THE NEXT DAY!" Roxas continued to run for dearest life and the virginity he didn't have.
Right that moment, Demyx came out of Larxene's bedroom.
There were murrmurs thoughout the RV and a couple laughs and Xion said, "Oh my God,"
Demyx took a deep breath and sat down next to Xigbar and sat in silence.
After a period of silence, Xigbar asked what was on every bodies minds, "What happened?"
Demyx's hair was mostly burnt off, with only a patch or two there. And his perfect skin was burnt all over by electricity that he almost looked black in some places.
Demyx's lip trembled a little before he started sobbing, "OH IT WAS HORRIBLE! She made me look at pictures of guys 'having fun' as she called it. But really they were just kissing which is wrong! She shaved my hair and burnt my face and even broke my cool new sitar. So I'll have to settle for my old one!"
Everyone stared at him in horror, "We are so very sorry Demyx," Saïx called from the front.
Demyx sniffed again, "Well I guess Larxene doesn't have the worst hair anymore!" Vexen laughed.
"NO ONE THINKS YOU'RE FUNNY VEXEN!" Zexion yelled.
"Ugh! I am so unloved and have barely enough fan girls, and most of the fan fiction I'm in, I'm either making out with the Riku Replica or I'm being tortured by Larxene! Why mummy?" Vexen cried and sat forever alone in the corner.
Lexeaus stared at him in shock, "What a pussy!" he mumbled and other members modded their heads in agreement.
Axel came in again and sat down.
He then made an exaggerated sigh. Everyone ignored him.
*Sigh* from Axel. No response.
"I SAID SIGH DAMN IT!" Axel pounded on the coffee table in front of him.
"What's wrong, Axel?" Xion asked, smoking-something.
Axel them burst into tears, "ROXAS IS ADVOIDING ME!"
Xion sighed, "Aww! I'll hang out with you!"
Then Xion hugged Axel.
Everything was quiet for a second, but then Axel was able to function again.
"EW! GIRL GERMS!" he screamed and ran into the bunk bed in the back of the RV.
Xion stood there for awhile and her bottom lip quivered.
She sat down by Luxord, Xaldin, Marluxia, and Naminè who were playing poker.
"LEAVE NO ONE LIKES YOU FAKE!" Marluxia pushed Xion into the floor, where she layed for a very long time crying.
A couple hours later, Larxene came out of her room. Everyone immediately froze and said nothing.
Nobody even dared to breath.
She walked right up to Saïx and Xemnas, "Leave, we are talking!" Xemnas said, taking his hand out of Saïx's. Which made him pout.
"I'm hungry!" Larxene whined.
"We will stop at 12:30," Xemnas proclaimed.
Larxene checked the clock, "But that's a half hour away!"
"Yes, you can wait," Saïx said calmly.
"NO I WANT FOOD NOW DAMN IT!" Larxene punched Saïx, making him cry.
"Damn it Larxene, you made the dog cry!" Xemnas growled.
"GET ME A FUCKING HAMBURGER AND SOME FREAKING FRENCH FRIES!" Larxene slammed her fists onto the dashboard, making a dent.
"Come on, the warranty JUST EXPIRED!" Xemnas screamed.
"I. Want. FOOD DAMN IT ALL TO HELL!" Larxene hissed.
"Come to think of it I'm hungry!" Naminè shouted.
"Yes, indeed! I to have an empty stomach!" Vexen called.
Then the whole van filled with a chorus of "I'm hungry"s.
Which was probably best for Xemnas, "Fine!"
He went off the next exit and went to the first restaurant he saw.
"Wendy's?" Larxene screamed in disbelief.
"You have a problem?" Saïx asked, who finally stopped crying.
"Yeah! The Wendy's chick sounds like a happy version of me and it pisses me off!" Larxene said.
"Really?" Xemnas asked.
"Hold on," Axel said and took out his iPhone that the fan girls had sent him.
He searched and searched until he found a commercial for Wendy's.
Then off course, "Stop in for Wendy's!"
And everyone chorused an "Ahhh! She does!"
Axel scrolled a little and read something he felt Larxene should know, "Uh, Larxene?"
"What?" Larxene snapped as the line moved forward.
"I hate to tell you, but Wendy is the same voice actress as you!" Axel said.
"NOOOOOO!" Larxene cried out in horror.
"Then can we get free food or something?" Xaldin asked.
"That would make sense," Luxord said.
"Quiet!" Xemnas said and pulled up to the order thingie.
"I welcome to Wendys how can I help you?" the chick asked.
"Can I get 15 cheeseburgers, and 15 fries and 15 cokes and 15 vanilla frosties?" Xemnas ordered.
"Fine! Order the whole restaurant!" she said with all kindness gone.
"Well," Xemnas said.
"That'll be $67.23," she said.
"WHAT?" Xemnas cried out in horror.
Vexen walked up to the front, "What if we said we had the Wendy girl right here with us?"
Larxene glared at him, "You'd get more than half off,"
"What an outrage!" Vexen said, "Talk to them!"
He pushed Larxene onto Xemnas to lean over and talk, "Fuck you," she mumbled.
"Get off!" Xemnas pushed her off.
Larxene hissed, but got up, "Hey! Are you taking my order?"
"Yeah!" she replied.
"Well me and my-uh-family," grimace, "Are on a vacation! And we need all this about the cost of one!"
"Why?" she demanded.
"DO YOU WANT ME TO TALK TO THE MANAGER?" Larxene demanded.
"Yes, I do!" she said.
"Fine!" Larxene hissed.
"Pull up," she said.
Xemnas pulled up, "Idiots,"
Once up front, an official looking dude came up to the front, "You wanted to talk?"
Vexen came out with Larxene, "Yes!"
"Shoot!" he said motioning for him to begin.
"Well, I am her agent-" Vexen began.
"You are?" Larxene said.
"I am!" he hissed under his breath, "As I was saying this is your mascot's voice, Larxene,"
"I thought your name was Shanelle," the manager glared at Larxene.
"No! That's my stage name!" she said as Wendy-like as she could.
"Hmph, you've changed," he murmured.
"PEOPLE CHANGE GET OVER IT!" Larxene said.
"And you said you wanted a big discount or something?" he asked.
"I DESERVE A BIG DISCOUNT! Or-something," Larxene insisted.
So long story short, manager pissed of Larxene and she killed him and stole all the food and they all drove off into the sunset.
:)