AU: Hi there everyone! It's just after christmas so I decided to write a random story! Basically it's something to keep my happy, humorous mood up! KisaIta's first date!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!! A little bit of OOC, but should still be good! Hope you enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!
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Kisame was sitting on the couch watching TV when he thought of something. The people on the screen kept going outside and to places, but they weren't ninja on missions. What were they doing again? Oh yeah! They were going on dates. His thoughts then drifted to his young lover. Wait. Kisame has never taken Itachi on a date! Kisame slapped a hand to his forehead. How could he not do something like that??? Deidara and Sasori had been on numerous dates, and Hidan and Kakuzu never stop talking about them! Hell, even Tobi and Zetsu have been on a date before! 'Then again.' Kisame thought, 'Itachi has not really seemed like he would want to go on one.' Maybe that's why Kisame never thought of it until now!
Kisame smiled. 'It would be nice to get out of the base for a night. And to spend it with my cute little koi! This will be perfect!' Kisame thought. He jumped up fromt he couch and ran to his and his partner's room. He stepped inside to see the weasel on their bed reading a novel. Itachi looked up from his book and gave Kisame a questioning look. "Itachi-koi." Kisame started, "How would you like to go on a date with me?" Itachi dropped his book and had a surprised look on his face.
Was Kisame serious??? "I would love that Kisa." Itachi said with a smile. Kisame smiled, "Ok, meet me by the front door of the base at 7:00 PM, alright?" Itachi chuckled. So Kisame was going to be formal about this? Cute. "Ok." Kisame bolted out of the room, towel in hand, and ran to the bathroom to get prepared. Itachi got up and stretched, taking his own towel and shampoo, and headed towards the nearest bathroom. He got into the shower, throughly washing his raven black hair and cleaning himself up for Kisame. This was actually exciting! 'Kisame has never asked me on a date before!' Itachi thought to himself, 'He must either be really bored or decided to do something out of the ordinary. Oh well, this is a nice change!' Itachi smiled and got out of the shower, drying his hair and body off before he left the bathroom, towel around his waist.
Itachi had almost reached their bedroom when Hidan and Deidara walked down the hall. "Hey! Itachi, un! What's up, un?" Deidara said. "Ya emo boy, what's up with you?" Hidan added. It was either a good or horrible thing to see Itachi SMILING of all things. Itachi looked at them, a small smile still on his face. "Kisame's taking me on a date." Hidan and Deidara nearly broke the poor Uchiha's ear drums with their squeels. "Finally! Fish sticks takes you out!" "Yay, un! Your guy's first date, un!" The two said. Itachi sweatdropped. Was it really that big of a deal? "Oh! We HAVE to tell Konan, un! We'll get you ready, un!" Deidara said grabbing Itachi's hand. "Ya! This might actually be fun!" Hidan said, grabbing his other hand. "Wait, what? No guys! Let go!!!" Itachi said to the two ukes, being dragged down the hall to Konan and Pein's room.
Konan opened the door to a pair of ukes and a dragged weasel. "KONAN(un)!!!!!" the two yelled. "ITACHI AND KISAME ARE GOING ON THEIR FIRST DATE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Konan's mouth dropped and, unfortunatly, Pein heard what the two said, getting an idea in his head. 'Itachi and Kisame, on their first date hm? I should let the other semes know. The stupid shark needs some lessons on dates!' Leader thought and headed out of the door as Konan glomped the poor weasel. "Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok! Deidara! Go grab all hair products! Hidan! Go get all of Itachi's clothes! Tobi!" And magicallyTobi appeared in the door way, "Yes Konan-sama!!!" "Tobi! Go grab all of the shoes from Itachi's room!" "Yes Konan-sama!" Tobi said and skipped off to go do his job. "Ko-Konan-sama? What are you guys going to do?" Itachi said, while being strapped to a chair. "We are goign to get you ready of course!" Konan said with an evil glint in her eyes.
Meanwhile, Kisame had just hopped out of the shower and was finishing getting his clothes on. 'Nothing to fancy, just a shirt and jeans will do!' Kisame thougth, 'Itachi doesn't like all frilly stuff and he's rather down-to-earth type, so this should be perfect!' Kisame threw on a pair of light jeans, a black T-shirt and a baseball cap when the Semes barged into the room. Kisame was, least to say, surprised as the guys looked over his attire. At the same time, they all said, "You are not wearing that on your date."
Kisame sweatdropped and was about to reply when he was cut off by Pein. "You aren't wearing it and that's final. This is yours and Itachi's first date together. You are not going to wear some every day clothes." Kakuzu started next. "We are going to teach you how to act, dress, and most of all not go broke on your date." Sasori started after him. "You are going to be polite and helpful to Itachi AND you are going to treat him nice!" Zetsu broke in after that. "Be helpful to him. But not to helpful. Take him somewhere nice. But not somewhere to fancy. Hold his hand and walk with him. But don't be to touchy feely." Kisame looked at them for a moment until he sighed. "Well, I guess I can take some advice from the experts. Teach me." The Semes smiled and got to work.
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It was now 7:00 Pm when the Ukes and Semes stepped out into the front of the base. The Ukes were in a group, blocking Itachi from the line of vision of the Semes and vice versa. "On the count of three." Pein said. "One" went Deidara. "Two." went Kakuzu. "Three!" Everyone said at the same time and stepped out of the way. Kisame stepped forward wearing nice, dark blue jeans and black tennis shoes. He wore a light blue T-shirt underneath a black leather jacket. His hair was completly combed out, still in his same style, and was shiny. He looked at Itachi and felt his breath leave him. Itachi was wearing black Converses and black skinny jeans. He wore a black T-shirt with a black and white checker pattern on the lower right half and left sleeve of his shirt. His hair was shiny and silky, just like it always was and was pulled back into his signature ponytail.
Kisame smiled and took Itachi's hand guiding him to the front door. He kissed it lightly and smiled up at Itachi. Itachi blushed and smiled being led out the door. Kisame opened and closed the door for Itachi, both of them silently thanking the Akatsuki for their help. As soon as the two stepped outside, the Ukes and Semes turned to eachother. "Follow them and watch the date?" Konan asked. "Oh yeah." Pein replied with an evil smile on his face.
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AU: Hope you like the first chapter! I am currently working on finishing "An Akatski Tail" So don't worry!!!!! ^.^