ARRR?

Not the letter. Not the word. The question. Arrr is a question for everything. If that doesn't make sense to you now, when I'm done with you it will. So don't worry. First, a little history on the sound. The pirates first discovered the wonders of it. Unfortunately, with their bad grammar, they often merely said ARR, Matey, which happens to, ruin the full affect of it. In fact they were asking a question but because of the Matey on the end we will never know what they were asking. Unfortunately it was the lack of an answer to their question that caused them to sack and raid other ships in the first place. But past is past so cest la vie. The word has now developed a more common use in today's age. When one doesn't understand a statement it is common to say ARRR (at least if your me). Also the term is often used to make others laugh at inappropriate times such as counselor meetings attempting to make you take looking for a college SERIOUSLY. Of all I find it has a most hilarious result. It can also be used to annoy people beyond all reason as it has a very repetitive and annoying sound if it is repeated over and over. But, back to the facts. Very few people know ARR actually derived from the word tar because the people who said were often tarred and feathered in colonial times for saying this. Because of the pain of this punishment, they would mistakenly yell out ARRRRR!! in shock. This would then cause the punishment to be repeated causing a vicious endless circle. In fact it took me 7 years to find out that if I just stop saying ARRRR my friends would stop punishing me in such a way. Because let me tell you, HOT TAR BURNS. And it takes forever to pick off all those feathers. But as my friends are about to capture me again since I just escaped from them 5 minutes ago, I will leave you with this parting word....ARRRRR!!!!.ARRR they're coming!!!! ARRRR!!!!!.The TAR!!!!