"Soul!" Maka yelled from the kitchen, "It's your turn to make dinner."
"Can't we just go out?" Soul whined.
"No."
"Fine, but I'm going to burn it so don't blame me." Maka's eyes narrowed. "You wouldn't dare."
"Watch me."
"MAKA CH-"
"Stop!" Soul yelled, holding up his hands in defense, "If you Maka chop me, the world will be destroyed!"
"What?" Maka asked, her hand still raised in midair.
"Ok," Soul took a deep breath and looked at Maka straight in the eye, looking very serious.
"If you Maka chop me, I could get seriously hurt
"If I'm seriously hurt, I could be sent to the hospital,
"If I'm sent to the hospital, I could be put in the same ward as a man who strangely went blind
"If I'm put in a ward with a guy who strangely went bind, it could turn out that he had a dangerous illness that no one knew about.
"If he had a dangerous illness, it could be contagious .
"If it's contagions then I could get it.
"If I get it, I would be very sick
"If I was very sick, you'd have to find an antidote
"If you had to find an antidote you'd go to a doctor
"If you go to a doctor, he could tell you that he didn't know the illness exist so he wouldn't have an antidote.
"If he didn't have an antidote then you would go to Lord Death.
"If you go to Lord Death, he could tell you the ancient Aztecs had a scroll that could have an antidote on it.
"If you knew that the ancient Aztecs had the antidote, you'd ask for a map of where it was.
"If you ask for a map, Lord Death could give it to you.
"If you go to where the map points you to, you could find a secret ancient tomb.
"If you go to an ancient tomb, you could find a strange device.
"If you press the strange device, it could call an alien ship.
"If it calls an alien ship, you could be abducted.
"If you're abducted, then the aliens could study and dissect you.
"If they study and dissect you then they could learn more about the human race.
"If they learn more about the human race then they could be curious about how we live.
"If they are curious then they could send down a scouter to investigate Earth.
"If they investigate Earth, they could run into humans,
"If they run into humans then the humans could call the police,
"If the humans call the police then the police could shoot the alien.
"If the police shoots the alien then the alien race could decide that it was an act of war.
"If they think it was an act of war then they could go to war with us
"If they go to war with us then they would want to blow up Earth
"And if they want to blow up Earth then Earth could be destroyed! And that's why you can't Maka Chop me!" He took a deep breath from all of that explaining.
"Oh really," Maka said rolling her eyes.
"Yep, um Maka what are you doing with tha-"
"MAKA CHOP!" Maka yelled, finally allowing her hand to fall on Soul's head. He fell to the ground and Maka went into the kitchen to make dinner.
"The word ending because of a Maka chop?" Maka laughed to herself, "That could never happen"...or could it?
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