The Pokemon Trainers, Digidestineds, and the Evangelions Meet

Chapter One: Chaos and Confusion at NERV

~Digitalworld~

"Hey Tai! Wait up!" yelled Matt.

"Geez, I'm the only one who is walking at a normal pace," snapped Tai.

"Well that's...because...we....haven't.....rested.....ever....since....yesterday...." panted Joe.

"Yeah Tai, I'm hungry," whined Kari.

"Okay, okay, you win!" groaned Tai

The whole group sat down beside a tree and sighed a breath of relief. Then suddenly, Lord Myotismon appeared in front of the digidestineds, along with his servant.

"Greetings children," said Myotismon. "I will tell you that you may have defeated me once, but this time....."

The children gasped.

"I vow I'll get my revenge! You pesky digi-losers will not be in my way!"

"Hai! Myotismon will soon be the digio! And he won't need some twerpy digi-fools in the way!" said Myotismon's servant.( Gomen, I forgot Myotismon's servant's name, and digio means Digimon king. )

Myotismon brandished a sword and some cards.

"Cool! Let's play poker!"said Matt with glee."You bet your sword though!"

"That is what I intend not to do." said Myotismon coldly.

Tai thought there was something strange about the cards. When Myotismon turned around, he saw....

"Huh!? How did our faces get on the cards?!" yelled Tai.

Myotismon laid out the cards on the ground, in a pile.

"I have enough of this nonsense! And we're not allowed to play poker!" complained Matt. Everyone groaned."Gabumon, attack!"

But it was far too late. Myotismon cackled, bid them a violent trip, and stuck the sword in the middle of the 8 cards.

"Aaaaaaaahhhh!!!" yelled the digidestineds. They were sucked up into the cards, and to be forgotten in the digiworld.

The digimon called their names in shock, thinking that would help, but that obviously didn't stop the digidestineds.

Tai kept thinking that this was a really weird way to die.

Except they didn't die.

~Somewhere around Whirl Islands~

Ashi ( pronounced Ash-i not Ashy ) and Misty were sailing on a Lapras, imagining what they would do when they get to Cianwood City after the four hour ride.

"I'm going to capture a Shuckle when I get to Cianwood City!" said Ashi.

"In your dreams," mumbled Misty.

"I heard that."

"So?"

"Errgh, girls are so weird."

"I heard that."

"So?"

"Uggh, boys are even weirder."

"I heard that."

"So?"

This went on and on until Lapras gave the cry of danger.

"Eeeeooohhhh!"

"Nani? What is it?" asked Ashi.

"Look! Up ahead!" yelled Misty.

It was a big whirlpool trying to suck them in.

"Lapras! Try your Ice Beam attack-full power!" ordered Ashi.

Lapras began to gather up energy, then she blasted the ice toward the middle of the whirlpool. After she was done, the ice began melting.

"T-th-this water...." stuttered Misty." ..is hot!"

"I remember some thing about Lugia's wrath...hmmmmm...." said Ashi.

"This is no time to be remembering! We've got to get out of here!

But it was far too late. The whirlpool sucked all of them in and down they went, into the middle....

~NERV~

Shinji looked at Eva 01. Auska came walking toward him, strutting as if she was a fashion star.

"Shinji-baka, what are you doing?!" yelled Auska as if Shinji had slapped her straight on her face. "Aren't you supposed to be training?! Commander Ikari wouldn't be really pleased if you're stalling here, looking melancholy at your Eva!"

"Yes sensei," replied Shinji sarcastically.

"Take that back, baka!"

"Auska! What are you doing?!"yelled a cold, steely voice.

"Why nothing, Commander Ritsuko. Just reminding....erm....Shinji to do his duties!" said Auska.

"I believe you are, but what's with all this yelling?" asked a soft, shy voice.

"Rei!? Misato!? Now! What's going on?" said Auska, pretending to be a stupid cute girl.

"Nice party down there." said the most coldest and sternest voice of all.

This time, everyone's blood froze.

"Commander Ikari..." whispered Misato.

"I'm very disappointed to all of you! You're supposed to be working, not having a commotion down here!" barked Gendo, standing furiously on the Eva's head.

Ritsuko spoke first."We're very sorry Commander Ikari, we just passed by here and aaaauuuuuuuggggghhhhhh!!!!"

Water began to fall everywhere with powerful blasts, (not damaging the walkway ) and everyone began to panic.

"What's going on here?!?!" bellowed Gendo.

The cry of children droned Gendo's voice causing everyone to plug their ears.

"Help!"

"Lapras!"

"Kari!"

"Takeru!"

"Misty!"

"Aaaaggggghhhh! Water! On my lovely dress too!"

Then the water calmed down. The Evangelion group gasped as they looked around.

Tai, Matt, and Lapras were in the water, ( with Tai and Matt on Lapras ) Mimi, Ashi, and Joe were on the Eva's head, Misty, Sora, and Izzy were on Ritsuko, Asuka, and Gendo's head, and Takeru and Kari sat on the ground.

"That creepy, f@$&ing, b%@$#&! Myotismon. Where did he put us now?" growled Matt.

"What is Lugia's wrath?" asked Misty.

Ashi just scowled.

"You terrorists....." growled Gendo in a monstrous voice. He fell into the water when Izzy moved.

"Auugh! Not the water again! I just got my laptop fixed last night!" yelled Izzy as he fell along with Gendo into the water.

"Hoo boy," mumbled Tai as the two made a loud bellyflop.

Splash!

"I wonder, what are we on?" asked Joe during the fall.

Ashi peered toward the edge.

"Uh...."

A big eyeball rolled up.

"Moody's head?"

"I doubt that," said Mimi coldly.

Ashi looked again. Then he saw the Evangelion's head clearly.

"Gulp You...uh...don't want to know."

The other two looked down.

Mimi began to panic.

"Aaauuuggghhh!" she cried."We're on a monster!!!" She began running around, pushing Ashi and Joe off the Eva.

"STOP!!!"

Mimi looked down at the water. Gendo was holding on the walkway, and Tai and Matt were edging far, far away from him.

He began giving her orders."Go-with-my-men,-and-let-them-"

KAPOW-BONK-SPLASH.

Joe and Ashi fell on Gendo and once again, he went under.

"Oh no," Asuka whispered.

Ritsuko helped the blacked-headed commander up as steam poured out of the commander's ears.

"TAKE THEM TO THE GUARDS AND LET THEM T-oh wait," Gendo began to cackle crazily. "Let them hold you until I come and decide your..............death. BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Shinji became deaf. Joe got a heavy nosebleed and Mimi began to act like Togepi crying. Ashi grumbled and complained about whirlpools and stupid commanders. Asuka began acting like Commander Ikari, yelling,"You pesky brats heard the Commander! Go! Go!"

~The Empty Room ( You know, the one where bad pilots have to go to! )~

"I don't understand where we are..."

"Don't worry Sora. We'll find a way to return to the real world and the digiworld," comforted Tai.

"It seems more like the future of the real world," guessed Izzy.

"May we join your conversation?" asked Ashi.

"Hai. My name's Tai."

"Izzy."

"Sora."

"Joe."

"Matt."

"Mimi."

"Takeru."

"Kari."

"Oh nice to meet you all. I'm Ashi."

"And I'm Misty."

Lapras began to make a sound."EEWWWOOOO!!!!"

"What's wrong Lapras?" asked Ashi.

Then suddenly, with a clang, the door opened. Two strong men fastened handcuffs on everyone's hands.

"Geez, they're making us look like criminals," scowled Matt.

"Shhh..." said Sora.

The men took the children to a dim wide room that looked more like a haunted hotel's lobby than the office of a commander.

"Let them stand guards. You don't have to tie them up," boomed a loud voice.

The Pokemon trainers and digidestineds gave Gendo the "evil eye".

A light turned on.

"So.....where do you come from?" asked Gendo.

They tensed up and sucked in their breath. The digiworld and Pokemon Island are secret lands, but should the truth unfold to someone that acts like a madman?

Like it? Hate it? Well I hate it. (kidding) Really! My introductions always suck.