Hey everyone. I've been writing fan fiction for about 6 or 7 months, and the site that I wrote on crashed. So I'm on a new one that the betas made but I'm waiting for them to get their fan fiction site up. So until then I will be upolading on here and Live journal. I also want my stories to have more readers. This is the first thing I ever wrote so keep that in mind while reading the first few chapters. This storys is funny and gets much better the more you read. I have 12 chapters done so far that I will be uploading. On Simply Twilight my pen name was MrsEdwardCullen but of course that's taken so I'm writing under the one I'm useing now. Also I big thanks to my beta for fixing this for me!
I don't own anything, it all belongs to Stephenie Meyer. No copy write infragment intended.
"Mary Alice Brandon Cullen If you don't bring my clothes back right now I'm going to have Edward kill you for me!" I said screaming at her.
I was over at the Cullen's house and Alice had been on me all day about my outfit. She wanted to dress me like always. When I refused she got mad at me and told me that I was just being stubborn. So somehow she got me upstairs to apologize, and tricked me into trying on an outfit that she said she had got for herself but it turned out to be to big for her. Once I had the outfit on, she ran out of the room with the clothes I came in and was now doing who knows what with them.
"Why am I killing my sister ?" Edward asked now standing right beside me looking confused.
"Because she just took my clothes and wont give them back!"
"Their not your clothes anymore." Alice said coming down the third floor stairs smiling smugly. " They now belong to the Goodwill."
"Your lying!" I said furious "I know you still have them and if you don't give them back to me right now, your =beloved Porsche will never see the road again!"
"Just how are you going to mange that." she asked raising her eyebrows and folding her arm across her chest.
"I'm going to go run in to it with my truck until it's scrap metal!"
"You wouldn't," she said now glairing at me. "And your truck wouldn't survive that anyway. So that would leave you without a car too."
"I know that." I snapped back at her. " However I already promised Edward that he could get me a new car when my mine stops running. So I'll then still have a car and you wont. Plus I won't mind losing my truck as much this way. It will be dieing for a good reason."
Edward started laughing and pulled my keys out of his pocket and started jingling them over her head.
"Give them to me Edward! "she screamed jumping up trying to grab them. "You'll get hurt if you do that Bella, be reasonable."
"Oh I know that too," I replied. "Edward will do it for me."
With that she took off running yelling for Jasper. Edward took off right behind her laughing the whole time. I was running down the stairs now making my way to the garage. I could see Emmett ahead of me running out the door after them screaming for Edward to wait for him. When I got to the garage Alice was in front of her Porsche guarding it with her arms looking like she was ready for a war. Edward and Emmett were already in my truck with the engine on ready to go.
" Are you sure you want me to do the Bella?" Edward asked smiling his crooked smile at me.
"Yes, unless she wants to apologizes and give me my clothes back." I said looking at Alice with a hopeful expression.
"I will never surrender!" She screamed. "You'll have to kill me first!"
"Alright, we have no problem with that," Emmett said. "Hit the gas Edward."
"wait!" Alice screamed . "If you do this Rose will destroy the Volvo and Jasper will crush the Jeep into pieces."
As to prove her point, Rosalie and Jasper went over to stand by both cars, glaring at Edward and Emmett.
"Rose baby," Emmett said." why are you on their side. You can't let them do that to my jeep."
"I'm on their side," Rosalie said. " Because I've been wanting to do this to Edwards Volvo for as long as I can remember. And also because there mad at Edwards stupid little human girlfriend.
"Don't you dare talk about Bella like that!" Edward screamed now in Rosalie's face.
"Edward stop," I said still standing where I was. Afraid that If I went over too him Rosalie would attack me. "you can't help it that your sister hates me."
"Yes I can!" he said looking over at me. "I don't care if you don't like Bella," now going back to screaming in Rosalie's face. "but that doesn't mean you have to jump at the every chance you get to remind us. She's going to be apart of this family in a few weeks so just get over yourself and deal with it."
It was only two seconds before Rosalie jumped at him and pined the to the ground.
"Get off me Rosalie!" Edward yelled. "I'm not going to fight you."
"Good," she said grinning wildly. "this will be fun then."
"Do something!" Emmet said looking over at jasper, while Rosalie continued to attack Edward as he tried to pull her off him.
"No I don't think I want to." Jasper said with a small smile. "I'm just going to stand here and watch how this plays out."
With that Emmet forgot the other fight and jumped on Jasper. They then started wrestling on the ground. I was staring in horror at what was going on in front of me when Alice came up to me and started screaming "It's all your fault!" right in my face.
I don't even know how it happened but Edward managed to got away from Rosalie and was in front of me yelling back at Alice.
"It's not her fault its yours!" he said. "You just can't live with the fact that Bella is not into your crazy fashion obsession."
Before things could get any worse Carlisle and Esme pulled up in there car. They just stared at the scene before them, which was Emmet and Jasper rolling on the ground. Rosalie looking like a bear attacked her, and Edwards protective stance in front of me, with his face just inches from Alice's. They stayed in the car taking it all in before getting out.
"I want the whole family in the house right now." Carlisle said with a look on his face that almost made him look like a vampire. "That includes you too Bella if you don't mind."
" No I don't mind." I replied embarrassed.
"I'm sorry you have to be involved in this," Edward whispered as we walked towards the house taking my hand.
"It was really my fault anyway, I should have just let the clothes thing go." I said looking down.
" You did the nothing wrong." He said kissing my forehead. "You've been dealing with her crazy clothes drama for to long. It's not your fault that some of my family is insane."
"You're the most insane out of all of us! "Rosalie said walking past us looking like she was ready to kill me.
"Don't make things worse." I said to Edward before he could say anything leading him to our seats.
"So," Carlisle began glaring at everyone but me." I'm sure you have all figured out that your in huge trouble by now."
We all just shook are heads to mad and in my case to scared to speak.
"Good." he continued. "I'm going to ask all of you one at a time about the fight and why you were involved. Please be honest if you lie you will be in more trouble in you already are."
"You are also not allowed to speak unless you raise your hand and I give you permission to." Esme added eyeing Emmet.
"So with that being said, Bella I would like you to speak first." Carlisle said nodding at me.
"Um ok lets see." I said shyly amazed by how clam he was as he said my name. "Well it all started because Alice was on me about my outfit this morning, as usual. So when I told her that she was not going to dress me today and to leave my clothes alone she got mad at me. So this afternoon she called me into her room to apologize, and when were talking and she showed me an outfit that she had got for herself but was to big for her. So asked me to try it on to see if it fit. I figured there was no point to try and fight with her, so I went quietly to try it on. Once I had it on, she stole my clothes and ran off with them."
"When I told her to give them back," I said continuing, glaring at Alice now. "she told me that they were now the Goodwill's. So I threatened for Edward to run over her Porsche with my truck until he destroyed it, if she didn't give my clothes back to me. So she ran off to protect her Porsche and Edward and Emmet got in my Truck. And that's where the rest of the fighting started."
"Alice is this true" Carlisle asked looking over at her.
"Yes but just hear me out." she said glaring right back at me. " Is it so wrong for me to want to help my sister when it comes to fashion every once and awhile. I think you all can agree with me that its not that big of a deal. But Bella fights with me all the time over it."
I thought my eyes were going to pop out of my head as she spoke. My hand shot up in the air the second she was done with her little rant.
"Yes Bella?" Esme asked smiling at me.
"Can I say something." I asked,
"Of course, she said. "you and Alice are allowed to speak freely."
I smiled at her and turned to Alice.
"Are you crazy, its not every once and awhile it's every day!" I said. " No, it would not be a big deal if it was only every once in awhile, but it's not. Do you know how irritating it is to have someone pick apart your outfit every single day. And then force you to put on what they want you to wear. Sometimes I don't have a choice, and even when I do I just give in at some point because you will fight with me forever!"
"I have never forced you to wear something!" she said staring at me with outrage on her face.
"Do you remember the time you took all my clothes and left me with the outfit we had argued about the night before!" I said really mad now. "And then you wouldn't give me any of my clothes back until I had the outfit on all day!"
Everyone at the table was staring at Alice now, probably questioning her sanity .
"I think I speak for everyone Alice," Esme said, cutting Edward off as opened his mouth to say something. "when I ask you if you really did that."
"Yes I did do it!" Alice wailed making me jump. "Are you happy now Bella, I admit it I do force you to wear stuff! And I also admit that Edward is right I do have a fashion obsession! But I do it out of love Bella, and I'm sorry if I upset you! And I'm sorry about today can you forgive me!" she said looking like she was about to cry.
"Of course I can Alice" I said smiling. "I'm glad you finally admitted it! And I'm sorry for making Edward almost destroy your Porsche."
She got up and gave me a hug.
"Oh Bella it was all my fault don't worry about it. Now move Edward I want to sit next to my sister." she said getting ready to sit on him if he didn't.
"I'm not moving." he said staring at her in disbelief. She raised her eyebrows at him probably threatening him, until he mumbled fine and went to go sit in her old seat next to Emmet.
"Ok," Carlisle said. "with that solved let's move on to you Emmet. Why were wrestling jasper."
"Because when Rose and little Eddie here started fighting," he said smiling hugely and touching Edwards shoulder, who just glared at him in return. "I asked Jazz to please stop them but he told me no and said that he wanted to see how the fight played out. And then he changed my mood, making me really mad. So I couldn't control myself. Isn't that how it happened little Eddie." he said is sill touching is shoulder
"If you don't move your hand right now, you will never see it again." Edward hissed at him.
"He just broke the rules Esme!!" Emmet screamed.
"Stop it right now Emmet" Esme said hitting him on the head.
"Not another word." she said staring him down when he went to protest.
"Is that true Jasper?" Carlisle said turning to Jasper who looked like he was bored.
"Yes" was all jasper said.
"And why did you make him angry?" Carlisle asked. Rolling his eyes.
"Because he went along with the plan to hit Alice's Porsche with Bella's truck." He said shrugging.
"Look Jazz" Emmet began but Esme slapped his head. So he raised his hand rolling his eyes.
"Let's just be like the girls and hug and make up." Emmet said smiling hugely.
Before Jasper could protest , Emmet was on him hugging him.
"Get off me!!!" Jasper screamed.
"No, I think little Eddie needs to join the hug before I can let go."
"Please Edward hug him!! jasper screamed.
"No way!" Edward said backing up against the wall.
"Hug him now before I make you!" Jasper screamed again
"Fine!" Edward screamed back, hugging them lightly for a second and then letting go as fast as he could before Emmet could get a hold of him.
"Now don't we all feel better." Emmet said with an evil smile.
"Emmet that's enough." Carlisle said getting mad. "Edward why did Rosalie and you get in a fight."
" Because she insulted Bella and almost killed my Volvo." he said glairing at Rosalie now.
"Well Rose did you?" Carlisle asked I could tell he was getting sick of having to drag the answers out of them like 2 year olds.
"Yeah, "she said shrugging, "and then Edward started yelling at me in my face. I wasn't going to take that and so I jumped on him.
"Did you really fight her Edward?" Esme asked with a horrified look on her face.
"No of course not!" he said looking mad. "But she kept coming at me. And when I managed to get free Alice was yelling at Bella and that's when I said she had a fashion obsession. And then that's when you came home."
"All right, well it looks like I'm not going to get anymore out of you so lets move on." Carlisle said after 3 minutes if silence. " So this whole fight started because Alice took Bella's clothes and then Bella threatened to run over her Porsche. Which then somehow turned into Emmet and Edward in Bella's truck and Alice having Rose ready to smash the Edwards Volvo. And then Rose and Edward getting into a fight. Which then tuned into Emmet and Jasper in a fight. And then that turned into Alice yelling at Bella again, and it ended with Edward yelling at Alice. Did I get everything?"
"They also almost smashed my jeep" Emmet said getting another smack from Esme. "What he asked if he got everything."
"Well me and Esme are sick of all the fighting." Carlisle said glaring at them all again. "We can't even leave the house for three hours without you guys trying to kill each other. You fight over the stupidest things and it needs to stop. All you care about are material things! With talk of smashing one car your all willing to kill each other!
"Noooooooooooo!!" Edward and Alice suddenly screamed together interrupting him
"Alice and Edward I don't care what you just saw you will take the punishment like the rest of them." He said turning to look at them. "You all take too many things for granted, so I've decided for one week starting today we are taking everything. No TV, computer, internet, phones, cars, money, nothing. You will have enough clothes for a week and one item of entertainment that me and Esme have to approve of.
By this point Alice was crying tearless sobs into my shoulder. Edward had is mouth open just staring at his father.
"Alice because you feel the need to dress Bella everyday," Carlisle continued. "this week she will get to pick out the clothes you will wear for the next seven days. You will have the bare necessities and that is it. You can go wherever you want by running, but with no money and the fact that the sun will be out most of the week, your pretty much stuck here. You are allowed to go hunting with me and Esme only! And there's no point in running away for the week because will just find you and you will just add another week of this for everyone else including yourself. He can either spend the week fighting or getting along, I don't care. I don't want any complaints and if I get them I will take away one thing from the little that you have this week already. Is that understood."
Jasper was so angry, it looked like it took everything he had to control himself. Emmet was just staring with his mouth open, Edward had his head in his hands now, Rosalie stormed out of the room cursing the whole time, and Alice was still crying on my shoulder.
"Bella," Carlisle said taking that as a yes." you are welcome to join us if you want. I can work things out with Charlie. You don't even have to go along with the rules. You can just be here to support the others."
I looked over at Edward who was now staring at me.
"You don't have to" he said quietly.
"I know I don't have to, but I want to." I said looking meaningfully at him.
"I'll go along with the rules too." I said turning back to Carlisle.
"I love you Bella!" Alice said squealed hugging me again.
"Well with that all figured out," Carlisle said looking at Esme. "can you start taking the stuff and locking it up. I'll take Bella home to get her stuff and deal with Charlie."
"Of course." She said smiling then turning to Alice. "Get a hold of yourself Alice its one week without shopping you'll live. Come and help me and Emmet."
"Why do I have to help!" Emmet said.
"Because I said so." Esme said getting up with Emmet and Alice fallowing behind her.
I got up then and went over to Edward's side.
"I'll be back" I said kissing his cheek.
This will be the most interesting week of my life, I thought to myself as I walked out of the room.
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