Author's Note: I know I'm being kind of demanding here, but can you please review? It seriously metaphorically stabs my little organs when people read, favorite/alert, but NEVER review. D: Please, for SasuNaru and all that is dandy, please review? No flames though, please.
Sasuke always felt he was the most logical one in their team. And he wasn't even trying to be flashy and conceited. He had valid proof. As such:
Sakura was a hopeless dreamer and a flirt (and he found her pink hair illogical). Kakashi, despite being one of the strongest, could barely hold his own in verbal interrogations, and his excuses were much too uber-far-fetched that Sasuke could only snort. Naruto, well… did he even have to explain? That blonde defied anything logical.
First of all, it was the sunny blonde hair that stood up like wheatgrass (even if his own hair stood up like a duck's ass). It totally defied gravity, and gravity was logical and scientific.
Then there was his foxy grin. Sometimes, it would just spread out on his face for absolutely no reason, and to Sasuke, that was pushing the limits of normalcy. Extremely unreasonable.
Even worse than that was the way he just wolfed down his ramen. Even though Naruto had the Kyuubi inside of him, he should at least eat properly, even though the way his pink lips curled seductively when that shy tongue swept across them was amply sexy- no, completely illogical.
And then, Sasuke decided, as he pondered the unreasonableness of the way he was thinking about Naruto, he found the wrong-est, most frustrating and most testing characteristic about the beautiful fishcake:
The fact that he never realized Sasuke was truly, madly, and deeply in love with him. Sasuke could shove the most beautiful presents in Naruto's face, could wrap his arms around that lithe waist, and he still wouldn't get it. Maybe if he got down on one knee and just freaking proposed with the most expensive diamond wedding ring, the fiery blonde would get it-
But seeing his said object of affections waving him over with a bright, flashing, tantalizing smile, he let the corner of his lips turn up. One day Naruto would understand.
He, Sasuke Uchiha, was being impatient and sulky. Illogical.