Somebody scary
In a sunny day, on The Thousand Sunny, the crews of the strawhut pirates were as usual having a picnic. The Captain, Luffy was such a glutton in eating while his swordman, Zoro, had more interest in his so-called-Booze. The navigator Nami, in her revealing bikini like clothing, praised the cook, Sanji, of his sandwiches and the historician, Robin, agreed with her, making the flirtious cook delighted to death. The sharpshooter, Ussop and the doctor Chopper were grinding some suspicious powders while devouring a whole plate of delicious sandwiches. The mucisian, Brook, played his violin while requesting the ladies to flash their panties, getting rewarded a powerful backward kick from the cook. The ship mechanist, Franky was trying to repair his shark submarine that was nearly destroyed by the navy two days ago.
''Ahh. I'm full. Sanji, is any meat still left''.Luffy said rubbing his overdistended belly.
''Luffy, you just said that you are full.'' Nami complained.
''I'm full with sandwiches not meat. MEAT!MEAT! I WANT SOME MEAT''.
That childish outburst was answered by a stomp in the head by Sanji.
''Idiot. We are almost out of food.'' He turned around to face Nami, his face changing 180° different from a little earlier. ''Nami-swan , when will we arrive at the next island?''
Nami spreaded her map. "Nope. no island. At least in three days. I'm sorry Sanji. Can you manage to strectch the food to last that much long?''
''Of course I can. Even in the worst situation, we have Luffy to make a bait for seakings. I will make you a very delicious seaking stew if such a situation come in.''
''Hey. Sanji. Why me?'' Luffy complained.
''Because, you are the one who ate all those food.''
''Sanji is scary'', everyone shouted out in the same time.
''I am not that scary. I know someone much more scarier than anyone. '' he faced Luffy. ''Much more scarier than your grandpa''. That made Luffy face, in memory of his grandpa, clouded with fear and others, had the same question of how Sanji would have encoutered such a person, since for them, Vice Admiral Garp was the scariest person.
''Who's that person, sanji?'' Ussop asked in a trembling voice. Sanji blew out some smoke, his eyes remembering that someone.
''That person is..my.'' Before he could answer, a powerful wind knocked out Luffy's strawhat, causing reckus and chaos on board.
''My Strawhat!" Luffy tried to retrieve it with his rubber hand that can stretch out to no limit. Others tried to help but to no avail. It was as if the wind was determined to play with them.
As the hat was about to blew away from the ship, a gloved hand gently caught it. At that time, the wind suddenly calmed down, ending the reckus.
''Here's''. The hand handed the hat to Luffy.
''Thank you so much. I got back my hat. Hehee''. Luffy put on grinning widely like an idiot.'' By the way, who are you?''
With that question, every crew member except Sanji, were on high alert and in their stances to fight. He just froze like a statue. ''Ahhh! Sanji got frozen''. Chopper screamed.
''No wonder he did. She's a knock-out.'' Zoro with his hands on his three swords and his eyes fixed on the stranger. ''Tell us. Who the hell are you?''
Th stranger who got on the ship was a very beautiful and elegant lady with long straight blonde hair. She was wearing a black cape. Underneath it, she wore a double breasted black suit with very short black shorts and a pair of black leather high boots. She giggled at the suddenly serious crew member. Her blue grey eyes radiated with amusement when she did so.
'Wow. she's even prettier than mermaid princess' was on everyone's thought.
''Say. Lady, how come you got on the boat. I haven't notice you at all.'' Luffy the only one except Sanji, who was not on alarm.
''Me?'', she pointed a gloved finger herself. ''Why don t you ask your frozen friend overthere? Judging by his reaction, I'm pretty sure he remembers me.''
Luffy turned around. ''Hey Sanji! Do you know this pretty lady?''
Sanji who just recovered,with his trembling hand, lit his cigarrette and answered. ''Yes. I know her''.
He walked towards the newcomer. His steps staggered with hesitation. He stopped three steps from her.
His right hand holding the cigarette slowly raised to point at the lady.
''You. Lady. You should be dead.''
Such a moment should be complete with some background music used in Thriller movies and the crew members watched with awe. But the swift right leg of the lady stomping on the right now serious cook's head ruined the moment.
''Is that the way to say to your long lost sister you shithead!''.
Yep. the moment was complete with others dropping their jaws with surprise and a crow that appears from no where flew past above.