Disclaimer: I do not own either Naruto or Ouran host club.
Author notes:
1. Remember when I prefered to the four or idiots in the host club, I meant Tamaki, the twin and Honey.
2. In this fic, Tamaki won't be over- obesed with Haruhi, only Hikaru.
3. Lastly, the first two chapters are really crappy as I do not put much thoughts into them. The later will be better but thanks for reading.
It is not every day that Kyoya was in such good mood. The dark lord had practically radiated glorious light all that afternoon and the reason? Our dearest host clubs members were discussed this hot topic at this right moment.
-I think Kyo- Chan must be happy because he ate something sweet this morning! – Hunny suggested good natured.
-I heard there is some weird virus just got into town this month. – Mori, surprisingly chimed in.
-May be he had something weird for breakfast? – Haruhi reckoned lazily, not really wanted to be there but was held firm by the evil twins.
Hikaru whispered with seriousness. "Kyoya sempai must be possessed by some alien from Mar…"
"…Who was going to capture all of us to its planet and doing experiments on us liked some animals in the lab!" Kaoru continued with a mirror expression with his twin. The boss gasped dramatically as he said with a tremble voice, " That must be why I saw some weird black clothes people with masks jumped out of Kyoya's window." totally believe the unlikely to happen theory of the twin. All of them glanced to Kyoya, who sensed their looks and smiled back to them with a holy- this- is- mother- Maria- trademark smile.
-We are going to die! – The four idiots, Tamaki, the twins and Hunny cried while ran in all different directions from their vice president, trying to save their pitiful lives. Mori and Hunny quickly changed to their judo clothes while sharpened their weapons. The twins each pulled out some weird protected shield and helmets that Haruhi wondered how they could hide it in the first place from their body. Tamaki was sobbing while panicky contacted some one on his phone.
-Kosuke san? – He asked while using a handkerchief to blow his nose. – It's me. Prepare a safety house and direct a plane to my school now! Also, summon all Suoh's army force to here immediately! Why! There is going to be war between earth and Mar!--- OUCH! THAT'S HURT, KYOYA!
Indeed. Haruhi thought while wondering why she also has to wear the same strange costume the twin forces her to put on.
-The alien had finally attacked! – The twin screamed as they called for Hunny and Mori to save their boss, who would become the first experimentally victim for the six legs alien, who was using Kyoya as a host!
-We are going to save you, Tama- Chan! Bunny Bunny kick! – Both their sempai jumped on the air, much to Haruhi's horror and the twin's fascinating.
-I bring this special strawberry cake with extra cream just for you, Hunny sempai.
-Oh… Thanks a lot, Kyo- Chan!
-AND YOU CALL THAT SAVING! – The twin yelled while Hunny chewed on his cake and Mori stood next to him, whipping some cream on his face during the time.
-I'm scared Hikaru. – Kaoru said in his uke mode while wiping some tears from his eyes. – If we are to be captured by the dark alien lord, we would never be able to be together again.
-Kaoru. – Hikaru hold his younger brother face tenderly. – I will never let you become a rabbit experiment like boss is. I swear that only death could part us apart.
-Hikaru.
-Kaoru.
-Could you two please do your drama thing another time? – Haruhi asked tiredly while glancing sympathetically at Tamaki, who was being block headed by the merciless Kyoya. She shuddered when she realized how bright and even more holy face Kyoya had from the painful crying of the blond boy.
-Oooh. Haruhi is jealous? – Hikaru immediately sprang to his crush while asked her in a teasing but also hopeful tone. Thunder went across his ears when the blunt girl deadpanned with a no. How could she be so mean? Hikaru sulked while glancing at the straight face girl, who was now talking with Kaoru over how funny face the boss was now. He knew that the girl was very dense but wasn't girl supposed to be sensitive? Hikaru sighed but before he could join in the conversation, Tamaki's cry pulled all the members' attentions.
-But you have been acting weird today mother! – The blond boy now clung to the other hand while expressed a concern over his friend's health. – And you are also in such an abnormal good mood from the time I saw some weird peole jumped out from your windows! They are wearing masks for god's sake! I swear I even saw they carried weapons! Tell me! Are you being threatened by alien Kyoya!...
-Tamaki. – The said boy sighed while making a tired face.
-Oh! – The blond paid no attention to the suffering sound of his friend. – I know! You are not Kyoya! You are actually alien in Kyoya's form! Release my friend now before he destroys your UFO! I assure you that he must be eating your fellow alien for dinner no--- ARGH! Ouch! Ouch! Sorry, mother! You are Kyoya!
Paying no attention to the lumping form of his idiotic best friend, whose body was being poked by the curious twins as they wondered if their boss had died yet, Kyoya massaged his temper while explained.
-I'm happy because I have just successfully signed a contract that will bring us a lot of profits.
Hunny titled his head to the side while asking cutely. – Ne, ne, Kyo- Chan. What's about the black alien with masks and weapons Tama- Chan saw?
-Oh. That's our new contractor.
-What's kind of person wore masks, weapons and jumped from your window down the roofs? - The twins, bored with the poking asked in union before smirking evilly to each others. – Unless they are … ninja.
-Yes, they are shinobi. – Straight- faced Kyoya replied.
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-HA HA HA! That's the funniest joke I have ever heard. – Kaoru laughed while Hikaru practically rolling next to the unconscious form of the boss, struggled to breath between laughter. – I didn't know that you have such great sense of humor sempai!
-May be sempai is being influence by boss after all the time they hanged around each oth--- Argh! That hurt, sempai! – Kaoru winced after Kyoya released him from the head block. Sempai always had the best head block, which definitely left him having a sharp pain in his temper for the rest of the day. Kaoru sighed irritating at the rude snickers from Hikaru. He should have rolled on the floor liked Hikaru but then, again, Kyoya sempai would just stepped on him liked the dark lord did to boss once.
Haruhi interrupted. – What do you mean that our next contractor is ninja, Kyoya sempai?
-Yeah, Kyo- Chan. – Hunny chimed in. – Are they actually ninja for real?
-ARGH! NOOO! – Choosing that right time to wake up, the blond hair boy sprang straight up while sweating rapidly. His face was a deadly white while eyes nearly budged out of his sockets. – Oh the grace of my goodness! I'm dreaming! Thanks the seven heaven of God! Thank you Kami! Thank you Buddha! Thank you all the greatest gods in ---
-Boss! You are already making a chaos the minute you awake! – Hikaru smirked at his endless desperate rambling while Kaoru continued on curiously. – But what did you dream about, boss?
-It was the worst, worst night mare I ever, ever have… - Every hosts leaned in closer as Tamaki wore a serious face and fearful tone. They all wondered what kind of nightmare that could scare their boss to this limit. – I dreamt of… a six leg octopus body alien that had Kyoya's face! And it was smiling too! GAHHH!
-I will help you thanks Kami face- to- face right now, Suoh Kun. - Smiling gracefully, the vice president hissed each word in dark poisonous venom while the twins laughed heteratically and the others just looked with dread at the being kicked to the point of unrecognized, Tamaki.
After had made sure that the blond was punished good enough (he nearly died if not for Haruhi and Hunny stopped the violence boy), the glassed wearing boy said while taking out some paper work from his bag.
-Now, I will explain something before you all ask me questions. As you all have known, there is a myth about the ninjas from the ancient Japanese right?
-I know! – Tamaki cried out youthfully, despite his batter form. – Nina is the secret sub……
-You are very right that they are real, Tamaki. – Kyoya smiled at the beaming with pride blond as he continued. – However, the whole information you have is all wrong. – Ignored the thunder stuck horror face of his friend, the dark haired boy lifted his glass while reading from his paper. – According to my sources, ninja, or shinobi, don't appear in public anywhere but their own countries and villages.
Haruhi interrupted. – So you mean that ninja lived in secret countries and villages?
-Yes. - Kyoya replied and continued on when he saw how awe and filled with interest his friends were. -There are many countries but the most powerful ones called the Five Great Shinobi Nations. There are Land of Water, land of Wind, land of Earth, land of Lightening and lastly, Land of Fire. These countries are ruled by a feudal lord and as each land has their own hidden villages, these leaders called Kage.
-Wait. – Hikaru interrupted. – How can there are so many lands and countries and villages and no one had known about this place that fill with … ninja!
Kyoya lifted his glasses. – We still don't know yet but I have developed a theory from the information I had from the ninja that came here few days ago. I think that their world would be parallel to us and there would be a secret pathway that leads them to this world to be able to contact with us.
Everyone seemed to be deep in thought at this and Kyoya, himself, allowed them to have some space to digest the news. He knew that this reveal that ninja is still exist was kinda crazy, even to him, who had seen them through his own naked eyes. He would never believe in such a thing as land of fire or hidden villages if the ninja that came here had shown him the images and unique things that caused by "magic" or charka they called.
Kaoru pulled him out of his thoughts as the young boy asked. – But how do we have anything to do with this ninja thing? What kind of contract that you have signed, Kyoya sempai?
They recovered faster than he gave them credits for it.
The dark haired boy thought while flipping another page from his folder and handed it to Tamaki, who seemed to be still in daze of happiness from the news. After all, the blond had always had a hot on ninja from his young age. As the members crowded around their boss to read the paper, Kyoya explained in a monotone.
-In the land of Fire, there is a hidden village called Konahagakue. Their leader, Hokage, asked for our help to entertain the people there as the number of stress caused by unrevealed things had been rising up abnormally. They said they will pay us while treat us as the most special guests. I thought that as no one had any special or as special plan as this invitation, I agree to it as a surprised gift for you all.
-But how could we get there and when? And how long this activity will last? – Haruhi asked reliably as her mind spun with the simply impossible news. She had had already planned her summer in a very normal and comforting plan so the fact that she would have to tag along with her friends to pay a debt didn't please her a bit. Plus, her father would definitely not allow her to be so far apart from him. She still remembered how sick he was with worry over her when she went on a one night camp with her secondary school.
-Next week, after you all have had a few days to rest. I will sent my employees to pick you up when the time come but make sure to packed up carefully. We will be there for at least two months and don't worry Haruhi. – The glass wearing boy smiled his usual fake smile. – I have arranged all the things with your father and he had gladly agreed.
-…Ok. – Haruhi sighed as her image of a perfect normal summer holiday without over- reacting rich people shattered.
-HOORAYYY! This is so awesome! – The four idiots yelled while chatting with each other excitedly.
Hunny asked while dancing around with his bunny. – I wonder if they have strawberry cake there. Cakes in ninja world must taste the best!
Tamaki, being his over- exciting self pulled Haruhi for a dance while rambling on about how they would create many unforgettable memories and strengthened their unbroken father- daughter bond! And so on as how a Haruhi in kimono blushing at the wearing a ninja costume Tamaki, who was showing his coolness by performed transformation from human to a frog. And how he would protect her with his mind and that she was his princess.
No need to say, Kaoru inched away from the boiling blood Hikaru as the dark hair twin matched straight to the dancing pair and started to bickering with his boss over how stupid him being a frog could save any princess. The red head twin felt truly pity to a now distant eyed Haruhi, who was oblivious that she was the subject of the fight. The poor girl just wanted simple peace and her life practically revolve around loud mouthed boys. Suddenly, he wondered about something and turned to ask his sempai.
-Kyoya Sempai, how do they know about us to contact us? No offense but aren't there many other more professional host club? – Kaoru reasoned as the other members also started to consider this idea.
The dark lord seemed surprised that the younger could ask this question but he answered anyway. – I have also asked the ninja about this when we first discuss about the contract. He said that one of their ninja had been one of our costumers and had advertising our host to be the best.
Mori asked quietly. – One of our costumers is ninja?
-We had served a ninja? – Tamaki exclaimed excitingly as the twin wondered how a ninja could be so young and that she was in their school.
Kyoya quieted all the noises as he said. – It seemed that the girl had been on a "mission" that couldn't be revealed.
-So cool! – The hosts yelled while spinning around to discuss what the new world they came would be like and how their impossible imaginary theory could be true. For example, Tamaki suggested that there could be million figures wearing black clothes of ninja flying around the sky while performing Kung fu.
Of course, our dearest host club members had no idea what really waiting for them.