Truth or Dare Sidestory: The Great Rock Lee Tragedy

By nightsilencesister

(A/N: Hey, guys! If you've read Chapter 9 in Truth or Dare: Naruto Style, then you know that I skipped most of this event in that huge paragraph. Well, this sidestory is going to tell you exactly what happened in those five hours! Enjoy!)

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. Or Naruto Shippuden. Or any of the anime and movies. Yeah. Meh. Please review!

To the story!

The ninja in the hospital room dashed out of the window as the village was being obliterated. First, we follow Gai and Kakashi as they pursue Lee and Hinata…

"I spy…something that's on fire and/or dying painfully!" said Gai, who was playing a game with Kakashi.

"Everything?" answered Kakashi.

"Darn, you're good! Hey, how's everyone supposed to party when there's smoke and dust everywhere? It's almost as if something bad is happening," said Gai.

Kakashi was about to sigh when a green streak flashed in the sky. It was Lee, soaring over the rooftops as Hinata annoyingly cried for help.

"I saw him, Gai! Let's go!" said Kakashi, jumping away.

"Yeah! I want to see how his date is going with Hinata! Oh, I'm so happy…" he cried as he imagined wedding bells and babies and obesity.

Kakashi groaned as the two jounin leapt across the village.

And now, we see Sakura and the other kunoichi (except Hinata) rescue the injured.

Sakura was going through rubble and she found a kid. "Hey, kid, let's get you of here!"

"Ha ha!" he laughed. "You guys are stuck on rescue duty because you characters are too weak in the manga!"

Sakura hit the kid on the head and he fell unconscious. Then she put the rubble back over the kid and marked him down as Dead. Then she regrouped with Ten-Ten and Ino.

"Hey, where's Temari?" she asked.

A sheet of paper randomly fell from the sky. Ten-Ten read:

"I'm actually not that weak (I beat up that girl with the flute in Season 5), so I'm going to fight. Bye, Temari."

"I feel the same way too! Let's all fight!" said Sakura.

"Yeah!" the others said. So they left as villagers fled from falling roofs, fire and random earthquakes that came from nowhere.

And now, Kakashi and Gai have backed Lee and Hinata into a corner…

"Lee! There you are! Oh, what a man you've become! Come here, give me a man hug…" he said as he stupidly approached Lee.

Lee, who was still drunk and was holding Hinata with his left arm, took out his right fist and stood in a stance.

"Uh, Gai, I think you should stay back…" said Kakashi.

"What's wrong? Lee looks awesome!" said Gai. "Hey, I think I know that stance! From a videogame! It looks like he's doing the…"

"FAAAALLLCOOOOOOOOONNNN PUUUNCCH!" yelled Lee as he whammed his teacher with a fiery fist.

As Gai fell down with pride, Kakashi was already rushing at Lee with his Chidori.

"Hey, watch it!" shouted Hinata. "What about me?"

"Eh, you won't die." And before she could whine some more, Kakashi hit Lee, which zapped Hinata too. Both fell unconscious.

"Well, that takes care of that," said Kakashi. (A/N: Geez, that was way too easy…Didn't Lee beat all the ninja in the village?) So he leapt to fight the rogue ninja, without any concern about Gai, Lee or Hinata.

Meanwhile…

Neji (A/N: Finally!) was—oh, crap, I forgot to revive him too—ZAP! So anyway, Neji got up and tried to get Naruto in the hospital room. No one was there, but then he saw the destruction outside.

"Auugh! What happened?" he said. So he dashed out the window to see what was going on. (A/N: Huh, for the first time he didn't get drenched.)

And now, to the main part!

Naruto, Shikamaru, Choji, Shino, the Sand Siblings, Jiraya, Tsunade, Shizune, and the others who arrived from those other duties, Kakashi, Sakura, Ten-Ten and Ino (whew!) arrived at the statues of the five hokages. Facing them were Pain, Kisame, Deidra, Sasori, Tobi, Sasuke, Jugo, Karin, and a bunch of other ninja whose names I don't know. (A/N: And I'm not going on Google to find out!)

"Sasuke! Is that really you?" called Naruto. "I haven't seen you for so long!"

"It's been only an hour!" answered Sasuke. "Whoa…how did I do all that stuff on the letter in an hour, anyway?"

"Shino, Shizune, Ino, and everyone else nightsilencesister doesn't want to write about, go fight the rogue ninja whose names nightsilencesister doesn't remember or doesn't want to write about as well!" ordered Kakashi.

"Aw…" They left and beat the others soon. Naruto, Shikamaru, Choji, Kakashi, Sakura, Jiraya and Tsunade stood against Pain, Deidra, Tobi, Sasuke and Karin. Thunder roared in the background and lightning flashed. The fight was going to be epic.

Suddenly, a huge glove came from the sky and picked up the ninja, one by one, and divided them by putting them in different places in Konoha to fight. Ignoring the ninjas' cries of bewilderment, the hand put Sakura and Karin together on the west side of the village, Shikamaru and Choji against Deidra and Tobi on the east side, Kakashi, Tsunade and Jiraya versus Pain on the south and Naruto and Sasuke at the north. The battles were about to begin!

First up…Karin versus Sakura!

"Get ready to fight!" said Sakura, putting her gloves on.

"I don't want to," said Karin. "In fact, let's just talk, girl to girl. Please?" She arranged a picnic mat and cups of tea in a matter of seconds. A man with a straw hat softly hummed as he played a ukulele.

"Uh…okay," said Sakura. She sat down.

Karin took a sip of her tea. "So…how are things going? How's the ninja work going?"

What the hell, is she bipolar or something…? Sakura ignored Karin and took a sip of tea. Suddenly she felt weak, coughed blood and then Sakura fell and died.

"Muah ha ha ha!" laughed Karin, standing up triumphantly. "The tea was drugged! By the way, Sasuke is mine! All mine! What an idiot! What…"

Suddenly another Sakura ran over, stole the ukulele from the man and smashed it right across Karin's head. Karin fell from the building and landed right on solid concrete, thus breaking her neck.

"That's why I used a clone! Sasuke loves me more!" said Sakura, feeling confident. "And now…"

"Hiyaaahh!" screamed Karin who took out a gun and shot Sakura fifty times. Sakura collapsed and died.

"I've used a clone, too! You're too ugly for Sasuke!" yelled Karin. "And now…"

Sakura took out a flame thrower and seared Karin to ash, which was another clone. Then Karin took out a katana and cut off Sakura's head, which was another clone. And so they continued this stupid violent cycle of killing and claiming Sasuke until I got annoyed, found the real Karin and shot her from a cannon out of Konoha at 300 mph.

And now we go to D and T vs. S and C!

"Sempai!" said Tobi. "Let's get them!"

"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you Madara?" said Deidra.

"…"

"Sharingan! Mind Change no Jutsu!" said Tobi. With his Sharingan eye Tobi changed the memories of Deidra. Meanwhile, Deidra was having a random flashback…

FLASHBACK TIME!

"WAAAAAAH," cried Child Deidra, age 5, as he ran home from school.

His mom came from the house and asked, "What's wrong with you now, besides having freakish mouths on your palms?"

"I don't have anything to play with!"

"Ugh, whatever. Just play around with this." His mom gave her son some Play-Doh and went into the house to watch TV.

When Child Deidra put the clay on his palm, the mouth ate it. It chewed the clay and spit it back out. It appeared to be the same but was now filled with chakra.

"Weird…" said Child Deidra. He tossed the Play-Doh behind him and it went through a window of the house. The clay exploded and completely destroyed the home and everyone inside.

Instead of being horrified, Child Deidra yelled, "AWESOME!" and went to the store to buy more Play-Doh. He learned how to use his new ability and soon he was terrorizing and killing everyone who ever teased him. The end.

FLASHBACK TIME OVER!

Deidra blinked. Tobi asked, "Sempai, what's my name?"

"What the hell! For the billionth time it's Tobi!" yelled Deidra. "Stop forgetting your own name or else I won't buy you anymore Oreos!"

"NOOO!" cried Tobi. Good, his memory is wiped. Later I'll have him buy me all the Oreos in the world! Bwah ha ha ha!

Shikamaru and Choji just stared.

"Sempai, I've got the perfect strategy!" said Tobi. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small ball.

"What's in there?" asked Deidra.

"THE ANSWER TO ALL OF LIFE'S PROBLEMS," said Tobi in his Madara voice.

"Uh…That's great, but why do we need it? These are just two chunnin," said Deidra.

"Watch this!" yelled Tobi, ignoring Deidra. He threw the ball, and a huge red light emerged. Deidra blocked his eyes from the glowing rays of energy. Soon the light stopped, and Deidra looked down to see…

"Pika pika!" said Pikachu. (A/N: Who knew?)

Deidra fell down anime style.

"WHAT THE HELL! WHAT KIND OF SUMMONING JUTSU IS THIS?" screamed Deidra.

"PIKACHU!" cried Shikamaru and Choji, drawn in by the cuteness.

"Don't worry, Sempai! Just watch!" said Tobi. "Pikachu, do the dance!"

"Chuu!" it said. It stuck its cute little arms in the air. Lights that came from the cloudy sky flashed onto its body. The hurt villagers looked up to see.

Then Pikachu began to dance by moving its arms and legs. A hip beat played in the background, and then Pikachu sang in a techno voice, with the notes from Tik Tok by Ke$ha (A/N: lol try to sing along ):

Pika pika pi, pika chu chu pi, (Wake up in the morning, feeling like P-Diddy)

Pika pi, chu ika pi, chu pi i- pi ka (Got my glasses, I'm out the door, I'm gonna hit this city)

Pi chu, ika pi, chu ika- chu chu pi, (Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of jack)

Chu pika pika chu, pi chu ka chaa~ ('Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back!)

(Disclaimer: I do not own Pokemon or any of Ke$ha's songs. Please don't sue me DX)

Deidra thought this was completely ridiculous and random, but Shikamaru and Choji were happily dancing with the song, completely brainwashed. Then he turned to see Tobi dancing too, but he was just moving his waist left and right and clapping idiotically on the opposite side of his waist when it moved in a direction.

To his horror, Deidra saw many villagers come out of the rubble and dance along to Pikachu's voice as the song progressed. He even saw himself move his feet a little.

When the song went to the second verse (A/N: Sorry, I'm not writing any more lyrics), Pikachu began to grow larger and larger. Deidra had to get away on a clay bird. When Pikachu stopped growing, he had expanded so huge that he had crushed several buildings. He was still dancing, and everyone in Konoha (except the ninja fighting) followed his beat.

I've got to stop this madness! Deidra thought to himself. He dropped three bird bombs onto the mega Pikachu, praying everyone would snap out of it.

Pikachu's cheeks created static as the bombs fell. Then a lightning bolt shot from Pikachu's body and into the sky where it hit the bombs, making them useless (A/N: See Naruto Shippuden Episode 124). The bolt continued to soar and it hit Deidra, all of his clay and his flying bird. All fell from the sky. During this time Pikachu continued to dance.

"AUUGH! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS WOULD HAPPEN!" screamed Deidra as he tumbled into a trap floor that would conveniently take him back to Akatsuki headquarters.

Soon, the song was over. Pikachu shrunk back to its original size, and it was very tired. It fell asleep.

Shikamaru, Choji and the other villagers were tired as well, so they all fell down, unable to move.

"Thank you, Pikachu!" said Tobi, calling it back. "And now to get rid of these Konoha ninja!" He began to walk towards the helpless Shikamaru and Choji.

Suddenly, something flashed near Tobi, trying to kick him. Tobi barely dodged it, and he was forced to back up. When he rose his head to look at who tried to attack him, it was…

"Kiba and Akamaru?" said Shikamaru and Choji.

"We're back because nightsilencesister promised she wouldn't reveal our secret no matter what!" said Kiba. "Let's go, Akamaru!"

"Arf arf!" he said. He swallowed the pill and turned into a replica of Kiba.

"Like you can stop me!" Tobi took more Pokeballs and tossed out all the rare and powerful Pokemon known in the series.

"Crap!" yelled everyone. "Hey, wait a minute, why can't you use your Sharingan instead?"

"…"

What will happen now? What will become of the others? How will they ever defeat the rogue ninja? (A/N: Well actually you already know they win) Stay tuned for the second and final part!

Fin

(A/N: Thanks for reading! Part 2 is just around the corner!)