Yo all my readers out there, howz your life goin? This is ShadowFlamez with the story : Vengeance Is Mine, Or is it?. Dedicated to all Eoin Colfer and Roald Dahl fanz. Please R&R!

Summary: Holly is taking some free time off of her new job when she decides to take humiliating vengeance on Artemis for kidnapping her the many years ago. Just who will she decide to call to do the job?

Holly Short sighed as she laid her head back on the chair that she was sitting on. She was, for the millionth time since she started her new business, B-O-R-E-D! Especially because she was on vacation. She groaned and put her head in her hands.

Suddenly, a thought appeared in her mind. The thought was about an article she had seen in the mudman newspaper. She dug up the paper from a pile of books on her desk. Holly looked for the article and found it shortly after. This is what it said:

VEANGENCE IS MINE INC.

If you are annoyed by someone you hate, or dislike, we are the ones who can help you! That's right, we are offering our services to who ever calls us for assistance! Feeling the hatred, annoyance, or just plain boredom boil up inside you because of that annoying someone? Call us today and we can help you make your chosen victim's life hell, just for the low prices listed below:

1: Punch him/her on the nose, once, hard. £1000, 000, 00

2: Black his eye. £2000, 000, 00

3: Punch his nose and black his eye. £4000, 000, 00

4: Put a rattlesnake ( with venom extracted) on floor/ near pedals/ backseat/ front seat of his/her car when he/she is going on a journey. £20,000,000,00

5: Kidnap him/her, take all his/her clothes away except his/her undergarments, socks and shoes, then dump him/her in/on specific location. £1100, 000, 000, 000, 00

The work carried out will be executed by professionals. No payment need be made until your order is satisfactorily executed, when an account will be rendered in the usual manner. If you desire any different orders to be executed, our prices will increase with the difficulties of the task. Call us now at : 1300 55 2828.

Holly smirked as she finished reading the article. It's time to get some vengeance from you, my dear Artemis Fowl...She called Mulch.

"Hey, Mulch"

"Yea? What do you need Hols?" Mulch answered her.

"Could you manage the company by your self for just a few weeks?"

"I guess...why? Are you going some where?" Mulch asked suspiciously.

"I was thinking of going up to the surface for... a while. Just for vacation, you know... Feel the wind in my hair... breath in the fresh air..."

"Are you thinking o seeing Mr. Fowl?" Holly knew Mulch was grinning over the line.

"Actually..."

"Well..?"

"Actually I was thinking of getting some payback on him."

"Right." Mulch said sarcastically.

"Mulch, get your idiotic mind out of the gutters!"

"Fine, fine. Sure you can go on vacation. See ya, Hols!"

"Bye."

Perfect...Now to get some payback. Holly dialled another number.

"Hi Holly! How the business going?" The voice of Foaly came through the line.

"It is going great Foaly. Look, I was wondering if you could get me a visa to go to the surface. PLEAAAAAASSSSEEEE!

"Sure thing Holly, when do you need it?"

"How about..., by today?"

"Okay..." the sound of Foaly typing was heard over the line, "Alright. You've got a one flight to E1, Tara, Ireland, tomorrow at 3:45p.m."

"Thank you SO much Foaly."

" You owe me three crates o beetle juice and 5 bunches of carrots."

"You got it."

The next day, Holly emerged from the shuttle in Ireland at 8 o'clock, dressed as a human. She took out her cell phone.

"Hi, is this Vengeance Is Mine Inc.?"

Mean while...

"Hello? Yes, this is Vengeance Is Mine Inc. Claude speaking. Yes I'm the manager. Yes. One by one? Of course, but the prices... Yes. Tomorrow. Right, we'll call you tomorrow. Thank you."

Claude put down the receiver.

"George, we have got us a new job tomorrow."

" Really? How much is he willing to pay" George looked up from his paper work.

" You mean how much is she willing to pay."

"A girl?"

"That's right, and she is willing to pay extra on how well the jobs are done."

"Jobs?"

"That's right. She wants the full list plus a few extra orders of her own. Look up a bloke called Artemis Fowl on the net. She says he lives in.." Claude checked the description and dress that the lady ha given him, "Ireland."

"What's our customer's name?"

"Pine Cohne"

"Right. Searching...Here he is: Artemis Fowl, Filthy Rich, lives in Fowl manor, has high tech security, bodyguards...Wait a minute, he is only fourteen years old! We are out to get a minor?" George told Clause.

"If that is what our customer wants, then that is what she'll get, George. Book us on a flight to Dublin."

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