My name's Ralph. Wreck-It Ralph, actually.

I'm 9 feet tall, 643 lbs

I'm from the game Fix-It Felix Jr, which...is actually named after the hero of our game, Fix-It Felix Jr.

Uh... I'm a wrecker. I...wreck things...Really well.

And...I...don't mean to brag or anything but, I'm probably the best wrecker person in the entire arcade.

Seriously. Breaking things...I'm a professional at it. Kinda...seems to be the only thing the programmers wanted me to do right so...

/Cough

Anyways, I live in a place called Niceland. Ironically enough, the residents here- the Nicelanders- don't really live up to their name.

I mean, well...They do but...not around me.

See, I'm the Bad Guy. The 'villain'.

I wreck their schmazzy little apartment building and Felix...

Felix is fixes it.

Kinda not hard to tell given our names but...

The thing is...

Sometimes I wonder if anyone's going to figure out that I'm not just what the code says I am.

That I'm not just a Bad Guy.

I can be good if I wanted to, I know I could if I tried.

The only thing I need...

Is a chance.

*coughs loudly* Look who decided to try and come back to . Meeee~ /shot

Anywho, I figured that since I'm writing a complete backstory fic for Vanny I could do one for Ralph as well. Besides, I'm not completely sure when I'm going to finish planning out and writing the first chapters of Glitch, so to fill the gap let's have some Ralph appreciation~ :D

Let's face it guys, Ralph needs more love and you all know it.

So yeah. Hopefully, I can finish the first chapter sometime next week ( I have plans this weekend eeeee~) and be able to post it here or tumblah sometime after that, 'cause this'll be fun.

I've already got a couple things planned too~