"Wiiiiiiiiki How!" Michael proclaimed in an unusual and slightly obnoxious tone. It didn't really bother Dwight. Michael's a funny guy; of course he's going to say weird stuff. Besides, it's because of Dwight that Michael was on wikiHow. Michael had once learned how to install a plasma screen TV on this wikiHow website, and Dwight asked Michael how it worked. They were in Michael's office, and he was showing Dwight how to use the website.
"See Dwight," Michael said continuing, "You just come up to this box," he used his mouse to highlight the areas of interest, "And just type in what you want to look up! For example, let's say I want to know how to make a grilled cheese sandwich. I just type in "how to make a grilled cheese sandwich" and wikiHow will look up similar answers to my questions! Easy Shp...eezy." Michael finished in an awkward tone.
"So," he said turning to look at Dwight, "What do you think?" That was actually a pretty difficult question to answer. Dwight could use this "wikiHow" to his advantage in so many ways. He could look up new beet recipes, he could look up fun and educational toys for Mose, but most importantly; he could look up retaliation pranks on Jim.
"I think it's simple," answered Dwight, "In fact, Michael, I will no longer need any tutorials on this matter." Michael looked puzzled, but Dwight ignored him. He was so anxious to use wikiHow; he nearly jogged out of Michael's office and onto his computer.
"Hey Dwight," Jim said nonchalantly.
"Hi Jim," Dwight said deviously. He buried his head into his computer and entered into the url address . He searched "how to prank a jackass co-worker" and got no responses. Unwillingly, he typed "how to prank a friend" in the search box. Finally, he got some good results. He read "how to make a prank call to a friend", "how to play a prank on someone", and "how to pull a master prank" before someone started tapping on his shoulder. Dwight turned his computer chair around to see Andy was tapping his shoulder. He had a stupid smile on his face, which made Dwight fear the worse was near. He was right.
"Hey, D-Dog," Andy said, "I need your guy advice. It'll be Angela and I's 6th month anniversary, almost a year, and I don't know what to do. Call me sometime, we'll chit chat." Andy sat down at his desk and Dwight turned the chair back to the computer. He just sat there, sitting at the webpage entitled, "how to do the pencil case prank", thinking about what he just heard. 6 months. It had been 6 months since he and Angela broke up. For 6 months Dwight had gone home to an empty bed, unless Mose had nightmares.
"Uh, Dwight." His train of thought had been broken by, who else, Jim. "You um, zoning out there chief?"
"Don't call me chief," Dwight retorted, "And yeah, I zoned out. Alert the Scranton Times." Dwight looked back at the wikiHow page. He typed in the search engine, "how to break open Andy Bernard's dumb skull." He didn't really expect any answers to pop up, but some keywords were featured in other
answers. He would get thinks like, "how to buy a st. Bernard dog", "how to break open a coconut", and so forth. He finally decided on clicking the link, "how to break up two friends that are dating" because that was the second best thing. He began reading the instructions, and got to #5 before the guilt set in. He couldn't do that. Whether or not he agreed, Andy and Angela seemed to get along. Andy was his frenemy. And Angela...well, what if she did love Andy? He wanted her to be happy, preferably happy with him, but happy none the less.
He scrolled around the page a little more just to skim through any other advice he might need, when he found the link he was looking for his entire life. The link that made him say, "Oh!" out loud. The link that read, "How to Make Your Partner Come Back to You"