Love, Limes, and Lemonade
Chapter One
" Paperwork Troubles "

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Disclaimer: Hagane No Renkinjutsushi is (c) to Hiromu Arakawa. I will never own it.

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A/N: Just so you know, I'm going to put either angst, humor, fluff, lime, or lemon in each chapter. So, if you don't like any of those, I suggest you leave, because this story's going to be filled with summer fun. Riza is probably very OOC, I don't really know. Anyways, this chapter features lemon, don't like it, leave now!

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It felt like 110 degrees inside of East City Headquarters and probably twice as hot outside. Outside probably felt like an oven.

Man, and it was like 6:00PM too. The sun still was high in the sky, it would not give up with the beating heat.

Damn paperwork! Of all these days, TODAY I get the most paperwork. Will Riza ever give me a break?

I took off my military jacket to reveal only a muscle shirt.

"Ah, much better."

Well, it wasn't really all that good, it probably just felt only 5 degrees cooler. Anyways, I was feeling bored out of my wits. I lied back in my rotating chair and stared at the ceiling. I rolled around in my chair, staring at the ceiling too, hoping it would snow. No, not rain, snow. I just couldn't stand rain.

As I swirled around in my chair, Riza came in. She came in without knocking because, of course, Fuhrer ordered everyone to leave all the doors open so it would be cooler. Some plan, it still felt just as hot.

She had taken off the jacket of her military uniform too, leaving her bare arms and a white tee shirt. Oohh, she looked sexy.

"Sir, I have some more paperwork for you."

I sighed. "Great, just put it over there."

I had a plan to beat the heat, it would probably result in Riza filling me with bullets, but if it would keep me away from paperwork, sure.

As she set down the paperwork I grabbed her right wrist. She turned in surprise.

"S-Sir? Do you need something?"

"Now that you mention it... yes I do, Lt. Riza. Where do I sign on these papers?"

Hehe, she was falling for my trap without even knowing it.

She walked around my desk until she was right on the left of me, leaned over and looked at the paperwork in front of me.

"Sir, I think you're supposed to sign he—"

I instantly grabbed her and I locked lips with her.

I hadn't noticed, but she had her left hand on her holster.

She broke the kiss instantly and ran back three steps, aimed, and shot at me 4 times. As usual, she missed me by a few centimeters, purposely.

As she gasped for breath, she straightened up.

"I-I suggest that you don't do that again if you want to live."

"Ah, but wouldn't it be worth it, dear Riza?"

She aimed for my balls, but hit my alchemist's watch instead. The bullet ricocheted off the watch and landed on my desk.

"Guess you're losing your aim, ey Riza?"

"No sir, I just wouldn't want to shoot your balls out, or you wouldn't have a chance to fuck me, now would you sir?"

"Mhm... point taken Riza."

I was wondering if she was being serious about her statement. She returned her gun to her holster and rolled her eyes at me.

I stared at her with a serious look for one moment.

I walked up to her until her face was about 2 inches away from mine. I gave her a soft look and raised my left hand and brought it up to her chin. I lifted up her face slowly, to stare deep into her eyes. I wasn't good at reading emotions, but I could tell Riza was longing, and shut out everyone else with an ice cold attitude.

"Coloniel, excuse my profane language, but what the hell are you doing?"

"Dearest Riza, if hell were a swear, then wouldn't heaven be too?"

She closed her eyes and took a step back.

"No sir, it doesn't happen this way."

I had no idea what she was talking about.

She looked out the window. I walked up behind her and put my arms around her.

"Whats wrong, Lieutenant?"

"Sir, I told you not to do tha—"

I disregarded her comments placed her lips over mines. She had nowhere to run this time, since in back of her was just a window. Still kissing her, I closed the curtains of the window and put my hands on her waist. I swept off all the paperwork, while it scattered all over the floor. I placed her on my desk and broke the kiss. I walked over to the door and shut it. She heard me lock it as a soft click emitted from the door.

"Coloniel, Fuhrer wants all the doors op—"

I leaned over her until both of us were on top of the desk, with her on the bottom, and me on the top.

"Roy. Call me Roy."

"Colo—Roy, you should listen to what the Fuhrer wants."

"Riza, you should listen to what I want. As I am a higher rank... I order you to relax."

"I really don't think any woman can relax with a man on top of her, Roy."

"Indeed they can't... let's make you more comfortable, shall we?"

I picked her up as she was going for her gun.

I set her down then removed her gun off her belt and tossed it into one of the drawers of the desk.

"You won't be needing weapons for this, Riza."

"I should be needing my gun to shoot you after whatever you're attempting to do, Coloniel."

"Aw, won't call me Roy anymore?"

"No." She answered in an ice cold tone. I was still determined though. I picked her up as a groom would do a bride, and walked into another room, where there was a bed. I set her down softly.

She laid down and put her arms on her head.

"Sir, if you're trying to fuck me, then you're doing a poor cliche of an attempt."

"I know, but it's worth a try, is it not?"

She still wore the ice cold look. On this hot day, I wanted her now, more than ever.

"Perhaps you would like to strip me down, or shall I do it myself, Roy?"

I snickered. She was turning me on more than ever. What trick was she trying to pull now?

"You may strip for me."

She walked off the bed and slowly removed her boots and military uniform. She had a slender figure, ever so perfect, seemingly delicately soft to the touch. My eyes roamed her body, from her feet to her ass, then roaming up her back. I saw the faint outline of the back of her bra. She slowly removed her shirt and then unclasped her bra. She threw the bra carelessly to the floor. She took out her hair and threw the hair barette to the floor as well. All she wore was her underwear, which I wanted to remove myself.

I paid attention to her every movement, as I got turned on even more, my desire for her even greater every second. She seemed to roam her right hand over her right breast, then I heard a small click. A familiar click.

She turned around with a mini pistol in her hand. I should've known, a concealed pistol. She approached me slowly with the pistol, aimed for the middle of my forehead. I backed closer to the head of the bed in nervousness.

"Oh Roy, you don't think I'd kill you, would I? Would you think I'd miss? Would you like me to try missing?"

I gulped in excitement and in fear at the same time, yet all at once ever so turned on.

"O-Of course not Riza."

"Then you shall do exactly what I say."

I was intrigued. So I smiled and sneered. I nodded my head and she rolled me off the bed.

"You will remove all your clothes except your boxers."

I was surprised. I had never seen this side of Riza before. I knew one thing for sure, if I hesitated any longer, she's blow my brains out.

So I did as told. I was embarassed for a moment, but I still stared at her chest, and my eyes still trailed along her exquisite shape.

She smiled in amusement, as she stared at me in my black velvet boxers.

She got up and approached me.

Her touch was cool and relaxing, as she trailed kisses down my back. She was taking control of me, and I was giving in. No! This wasn't supposed to happen, I'm supposed to do the seducing!

I decided, time to take control. I turned around and pushed her onto my bed and climbed on top of her. I sucked her left breast gently as she took a sharp intake of air.

"R-Roy..."

"Shhh... relax."

I planted kisses starting from the middle of her breasts leading down to her private area. I lapped my tongue quickly over her as she moaned in ecstasy.

Though, she still had gun in hand, so I was still vunerable.

I came back up and tried to take the gun from her hand.

"Not for you Roy... I need it to punish you when you've been bad."

I smirked.

I leaned over her and gave her a deep, lip locking kiss. I had moved my tongue around until she had let me enter, when both tongues collided with another, making her whine a little. I wanted to enter her.

I broke the kiss and removed her underwear. We switched places as she did the same. The heat was steadily rising in the room and outside, but I didn't care, as nightfall began to creep over the horizon and the room started to get dark.

Both of us were naked from top to bottom. We had changed places again and I was on top of her again.

I set my head on the left of her neck and bit her nape leaving a small mark.

I whispered in her ear.

"Let me enter you..."

"You are my commanding officer... do as you please, Roy."

I entered her slowly, as she twitched in pain for a few seconds. It was like an unbreakable wall. Though the wall slowly melted, and what seemed like two people became one.

I had moved in slowly as she moaned even more. She wrapped her arms around me, signaling me to delve in deeper. I did as her motions said. We moved in a constant pleasuring rhythm.

It felt like a fire formed between us, I felt her icyness melt while I was in her.

"F-Faster, harder!"

I did as told, for she still was grasping the gun, and I did not want to get shot...

We came to a climax and stopped, while it felt like it was around 8PM. I had already had my dinner... and what felt like dessert too.

We both went to sleep, as morning crept up from behind us.

As we both didn't notice, however, we forgot to shut the curtains of one window, and one blonde haired alchemist saw it all.

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A/N: Teehee, I think I was either too graphic or not graphic much, either way. R&R!