Miscellaneous Misadventures
Installment 1: Bakura at Dunkin Donuts
Ryou was thirsty, he decided while walking down the street, his yami in tow. The only place near by was a Dunkin Donuts, to his dismay. Ryou was hoping more for a lemonade stand, because they were generally cheaper and would give Bakura a lesser chance of causing havoc. But Bakura did not seem to notice his light's predicament, seeing as he was trailing behind, mumbling about green dogs… or mongooses or something.
'What ever,' Ryou thought as he headed towards Dunkin Donuts.
As they walked in Bakura seemed slightly surprised. His hikari did not let him in to civil establishments all that often for some reason unknown to him.
"OK, Bakura. I want you to behave. Do you want a coffee?"
"Yah, whatever," Bakura answered.
Ryou placed their order, not wanting his yami to try and order for himself. It wouldn't go well. When the drinks came he regretted not getting his Yami a decaf. But it was too late now, seeing as he had already handed to drink to Bakura. Said tomb thief headed over to the small table with straws and extra sugar as Ryou looked for a place to sit. Spotting a table, he turned around to find that the kiosk was now missing all the sugar packets, straws and spoons. He could see Bakura's pockets bulging and sweat-dropped.
Unfortunately, one employee seemed to notice what Bakura had done as well. And was not happy about it, judging by the way he was marching over. He told the yami that he could not just take everything because other people needed it as well.
"Fuck off," was Bakura's polite response, which only infuriated the poor overworked underpaid college student even more. We'll call him Roger.
"Look, you albino freak, just put SOME BACK!" Roger said, trying and failing to keep his cool.
"How about NO! I paid ENOUGH for this GOD DAMN COFFEE to justify me taking some SHIT worth about THREE DOLLARS!"
Roger aimed a punch at Bakura, but missed because of Bakura's awesome fighting skills of ancient DOOM! Then, Bakura was mad and messed with poor Roger's head, making the college boy lose it and attack all the donuts with a hockey stick that was lying on the ground. Those poor innocent donuts! What did they ever do to you, Roger?
At this point, everyone in the building was a little scared and hurrying out of the building, while Ryou broke character and started screaming at his yami, dumping his coffee on the 3000-and-something year old thief's head.
Needless to say they were banned from any Dunkin Donuts franchise for the next millennia. Oh well. That's what you get, Ryou.
OK, peoples, whatch'a think? Good, bad? It's not yaoi or anything, just pure stupidity.
Ryou: angry What the FUCK?
Peepz: HEY! Don't Swear in front of the FUCKING BABY! holding niece
Su: DON'T WORRY! My new inventi—
Everyone: NO! No inventions!
Bakura: heh, I love reeking havoc.
Peepz: Well that's all people. Please review or whatever! Only if you want, though!
Further Notes
Ok, so this is going to be just random stories; Misadventures of people from YUGIOH. I might make other things like this for other fandoms; like Death Note, Ouran, Harry Potter, and basically whatever else I'm in to.
Luffles,
MPG, Your One True God