Title: Girl Scouts Aren't That Evil After All (Couldn't think of a better one..lol)
Authoress: BeuitifulDisgrace246
Summary: What's wrong with being a guy and selling Girl Scout cookies? What are you staring at?NejixGaara pairing
Rating: T…just to be safe! I don't think the rating will go up…There is yaoi though..I mean look at the pairing…hehe
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…or the girl scout corporation…(whatever..) or Wal-mart lol I just don't own anything in this story.
Authors Note: I wish more people would do a Neji n' Gaara pairing! So, for lack of them I totally decided to go right ahead and start a fic…starring them! YAY! If you wouldn't mind reviewing, I wouldn't mind reading it!
Gaara's POV
I really didn't want to. You've GOT to believe me! I'm no pansy! I'm a big strong man that lifts weights and flirts with girls! Come on….
But sadly, no one believes me. Maybe part of the reason why nobody does is because of what I am currently doing. Standing in front of Wal-Mart, wearing the complete Girl-Scout uniform, selling the frickin cookies. Now…it is called "Girl" Scouts. Right? So then, why the heck is there a boy dressed up as a girl scout?
One word. Blackmail. My younger sister sure is good…She knows my one and only weakness….one I am not at the liberty to discuss. Not now, not ever. Because you would fall over laughing and I really don't have enough money to pay for your hospital bill. So just forget about it.
I can see the weird looks I'm getting from people. STOP FRICKING STARING! Haven't you ever heard of cross dressers…..god…
Not that I AM a cross dresser though…ARGHH! It doesn't matter anymore. I just need to focus on selling these cookies or else my weakness will be out into the public…and that's the last thing I need after people hear about my little outing with the girl scouts.
Calming down is harder than I thought. IF THESE PEOPLE WOULD JUST STOP LAUGHING I MIGHT BE ABLE TO! Not that I can blame them though. Since when do you ever see a boy high-schooler selling girl scout cookies. It just doesn't happen.
I guess that that's the exact reason a couple just had to whip out their camera and take a picture of me. I swear if that ever gets out on the Internet…there will be hell to pay.
Still Gaara's POV
The best day of my life is almost over. Haha don't make me laugh.After dodging giggling girls and cheek-pinching Grandma's all day..I am completely beat. What is so goddamn appealing about a guy wearing a Girl Scout uniform anyways?
Five or six good- looking guys actually winked at me! And somehow I had attained a handful of guy's phone numbers throughout theday too…
WHAT! Does dressing up as a Girl Scout and selling cookies apply to being gay? DOES IT? I guess it does..
Weakness or no weakness, this is freaking crap! I'm just about to leave this god-forsaken place and cry in a corner. No…Gaara you can't give up yet! Come on, you've got this...you've got this.
Omigod….This guy…THIS GUY! That just walked in..he's so…he's so….
My heart won't stop pounding. He smiled at me…
Black hair that frames his face and the most gorgeous body and pale eyes that I have ever seen in my entire straight life….
Uhm…HELLO! Gaara! Are you still there? That was a GUY! What happened to not being gay hmmm? Let me check a second…nope…checking out GUYS when you are a GUY is not under the straight list sorry. SO SNAP OUT OF IT!
Seriously…what's wrong with me!
I'm NOT gay!
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not!
ARRRGHHH!
I'M NOT GAY!
I can almost feel his creamy white skin against my fingertips and his raven locks brushing against my body…
I'm…not…….gay……
A/N: DUN! Yay! This chapter was short…I know…I'm kind of testing out whether or not I will write more or not…Next chapter is in Neji's POV! Please R&R I'd really like to know what the readers think about this! TNT Till Next Time