Alright you guys!!! I'm back, this time, with a Christmas special!! There is going to be one or more chapters (I'm thinking 2) in this story. Well I'm not going to bore you right now. Go on, don't be afraid, read it!
Disclaimer: (Read out loud in a London accent) Dear Reader, I unfortunately do NOT own A Series of Unfortunate Events. But yet, I assure you, I can still please you and fill you with laughter, joyfulness, and happiness as your eyes eat the words I type with no regrets.
Happy Reading!
A Series of Unfortunate Events Christmas Special:
Chapter 1:
It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas:
The children were walking through New York City. It was their last night there before they had to go back to their NEW academy, Propostous Academy. Propostous and Pruffrock were brother schools, but they had their differences. Propostous Academy was a horrid school, but compared to Pruffrock, it was lovely. At Propostous, the orphans still slept in shacks, but the good thing was, it was next to a bay. I'm not going to go into full detail about the schools, so lets get back to the children in New York City.
Duncan: Well, its beginning to look a lot like Christmas…
Violet: Duncan, it's been looking like Christmas.
Klaus: Yeah, and what do you expect, Christmas Eve is tomorrow night!
Isadora: Yeah Triple D.
(Dumb Duncan Doughnuts)
Everyone laughs except for Duncan.
Duncan: What? What does that mean?
Quigley: It means-
Violet: -Don't tell him, Quigley!
Silence.
Wow. This is boring. Hey, why don't we, or better, you guys sing a Christmas song?!
Everyone: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Yeah well, too bad. I'm the author here, so I'm in charge. And I say you guys sing a Christmas song.
Everyone: AWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Quigley: Can we at least pick what song we get to sing?
Duncan: Ooo! I wanna sing Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer!
(Singing what he thought was Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) Frosty the Snowman! Was a merry Christmas tree!!
Isadora: That's Frosty the Snowman, you idiom! And those aren't even the right words!
Duncan: Yeah suuure, I'm not falling for that!
Isadora: Falling for what?
Duncan: Frosty the Snowman! I may be stupid, but I'm not stupid!
Silence.
Alright then, I was going to let you peoples sing a good Christmas song, like Santa Baby, but if you guys are going to act like this, then I'll just
pick a boring Christmas song!!
Duncan: Oh yeah? Like what?(says stepping closer to me)
Like It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas
Everyone: Gasp!
Now, by the power vested me-
Duncan: You declare me and my ex-girlfriend, Faith, husband and wife?
Silence…again.
Duncan: Yeah, you guys, um, didn't, um, hear that.
Klaus: Duncan, why did you break up with her?
Duncan: I told you for the millionth time!!! I had to break up with her because Pruffrock is millions of miles away! And long distance relationships aren't good. And I saw her at Propostous for some reason, so I must miss her… Sadness…(starts crying)
Quigley: Duncan. Faith transferred to Propostous with us!
Duncan: Really? When?
Quigley: The same time we did! She was with us!
Duncan: Oh….But I broke up with her at Pruffrock!
Quigley: No you didn't!
Duncan: But...then who was the one I broke up with?
Quigley: …Violet….
Duncan: What? But me and Violet were never together! Not counting the Baudelaire's fist year at Pruffrock but other than that I never went out with her!
Violet: (had been dazed off in her own little world) la, la, la l- wait! That was you? (looking shocked and points a finger at Duncan)
Duncan: I guess! That's what Quigley's been telling me!
Violet: I thought that was Quigley! ( points finger towards Quigley)
Duncan: What…But…did you know it was me? You stuck you're middle finger at me….
Violet: What? I didn't stick my middle finger out on you!
Duncan: Oh well then it must've been the chalk, you were writing on the board anyways.
Isadora: How do you confuse Faith and Violet? They look nothing alike!
Duncan: But their hair both look exactly the same! Length, color, they look the same from the back! The only way I could tell the difference were the clothes they were wearing.
Everyone besides Duncan: Ohhhhh…
Duncan: Wait a minute, Does that mean that me and Faith are still together?
(Duncan smiles with large, anime, googly eyes and hands folded)
Klaus: I guess so, since you broke up with Violet.
Duncan: Yippee! Wait a minute! If Faith transferred with us, why isn't she here in New York with us?
Klaus: She got detention.
Duncan: For what?
Klaus: For being dumb.
Duncan: What was the dumb thing she did?
Klaus: Talked to you for one thing…
Duncan: Oh yeah!! I thought she was a pretty girl that just looked like Faith…
Klaus: (ignoring Duncan)... And staring at you whenever she could…
Duncan: Oh…wait, how would you know all this?! Are you stalking the girlfriend I just found out I didn't break up with up with?!
Isadora: Klaus, do you like her?!
Violet: But I thought you liked Isadora, Klaus!
Quigley: You like Isadora?
Klaus: Eh, but, I, uh, wha? Ahh!! Sunny!!! Where's Sunny in all this?!
Oh, you don't have to worry about Sunny. She's in Violet's purse eating toothpaste and watching you guys as if you're in a comedy show.
Everyone: Ohh.
Well unfortunately, we have run out of time. Thanks to Duncan and his Faith business.
Duncan: Your welcome!
(I glare at him)
Anyways, a song will be in the next chapter.
Merry Christmas everyone, and a happy New Year!
God Bless everyone in this wonderful world and Duncan.
Duncan: Hey! Why did you call me out?
Because you're too weird to be human.
Duncan: Oh.
Peace out erbody!
(It's not everybody, it's erbody!)
I really like this story. Now I just wanna say that my sister helped me out with this. And it got really funny! (Thank you! ;) )
(P.s.) MissVioletBaudelaire13 and I would like to state that we haven't been uploading our regular ASOUE fanfictions because the computer we usually type our stories on has a virus, so until further notice we have to use our old, slow, yet still working, computer – Meaning stories will be harder to upload because uploading will take too long.
We apologize for the inconvenience our delay has caused but we committed ourselves to work on fanfictions till the end. And so we PROMISE not to leave you guys hanging because you all are just so wonderful
MissVioletBaudelaire13 will also be doing a Christmas special fanfiction really soon, and she promises to do whatever it takes to get it uploaded, and to upload the following chapter to her ASOUE fanfic.
Again, we are very sorry to keep you guys waiting…since MissVioletBuadelaire13 and I are sisters, this story was created for not only your amusement, but also to let you know WE ARE STILL ALIVE!! So don't go getting any ideas we're dead because if we were than we all know you would be very sad….
We love you all!!
MISSSUNNYBAUDELAIRE
;)
and with all due respect,
MissVioletBuadelaire13
Live Out Loud
(Sorry for the very LONNG note. It's longer than the story itself, I swear!)