HOW TO ANNOY….
Ares
Tell him he's not so tough and kick him in the balls.
Tell him Aphrodite is breaking up with him and he can only date her if…
He becomes a pacifist.
Laugh as he tries and fails and kills someone.
Tell him there is one more way to win her back…
Is to answer all the riddles of the Sphinx.
Laugh as he tries and fails.
Run to the top of a tall building before he is reincarnated.
When he comes back, shine a light in his eyes and push him off the building.
Steal all the weapons in the world.
Tell him you will burn them unless he becomes your slave.
If he doesn't believe you, burn them.
If he believes you, burn them anyway.
Tell him Aphrodite hates him.
Laugh as he weeps.