Tony? Tony, where are you?"

Pepper Potts was so not paid enough to deal with this crap. Her heels clicked angrily to Tony's lab. Yes, her heels could be angry. Everything about Pepper could be angry. Especially at a certain billionaire, playboy, philanthropist who wasn't answering her and had Jarvis lock her out of the house. Luckily for her, Jarvis knew who was really boss and after ten minutes of screaming threats at the door he let her in. He was also kind enough to warn her that "Mister Stark is in a rather compromising position currently", as if Pepper hadn't had to 'take out the trash' before.

As she was closing in on her prey, aka Tony Stark, she thought it strange that he was in the lab. Tony never brought anyone to the lab. Only after working for a year was she even allowed to step inside, and even then he would get a little peeved. There was no way that Tony let some one night stand into his sanctuary. In fact, the only person he ever really opened up to was Bruce.

Pepper halted. "No. No he would never... Sure he's flirty but... Not to Bru-"

Her worse suspicions were confirmed when she heard smashing and a very Hulk-like roar.

Sprinting to the doorway, Pepper gasped at what she saw. There was the Hulk holding an insane looking Tony Stark. Insane because he looked so relaxed in his Iron Man suit while being held tightly by the Hulk. He might as well have been on a vacation by the looks of his face and the way he was talking to the Hulk.

"Oh, come on Brucey. It was just a little kiss. You should at least admit that it isn't my fault you raged out." Tony gave him a pointed look and crossed his arms over his chest. At least he tried to. The Hulk's hand was covering most of his body.

"Not Brucey. Hulk. Bruce is upset. Bruce thinks too much. Makes Hulk's head hurt. Bruce thinks Hulk smashes too much. Hulk likes smashing!"

Just to prove it he set Tony down and brought down an entire wall. Pepper wasn't too sure what to do, so she just continued watching. She glanced over at Tony and saw him... Of course. He would be cheering him on. It isn't like he would be doing the redecdorating.

"That's right, Big Guy. Smash everything you want! NOT THAT!" Tony screamed at Hulk who actually stopped.

"Why? Hulk likes smashing. Tony said Hulk could smash."

"Well, yeah. But that's something really important Bruce and I are working on. It's been a big struggle for us, and when he comes back he'll be really upset." Tony jumped when the Hulk plopped down next to him.

"Bruce likes Tony. Hulk likes Tony. Tony likes... both of us?" The Hulk looked at Tony with big, confused eyes.

The genuis in a very beat up metal suit patted Hulk on the arm. "Of course I like both of you! Bruce is the hottest guy who can actually speak my kind of english, and you... You are just all over awesome! I mean, you've saved me so many times and you're green. I love the color green!"

The Hulk nodded and grinned at Tony. Suddenly there was no Hulk and Tony; it was just Bruce and Tony. Pepper slinked away with a small smile on her face. Her and Tony were never going to last and deep down they both knew it. She hoped that Bruce and Tony could make it work.

And if they didn't? Well, then Pepper could always leave hundreds of rather explicit Brony and Science Boyfriends fanart laying around, well, all of New York. Pepper Potts had connections, and very good ones at that.

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A/N

WOOO! Science Boyfriends! I own nothing or else something like this would happen in The Avengers. And we can all admit would be pretty damn cool. :D I don't think I've written any Science Boyfriends yet, which is a crime! This will be a two-shot. The second chapter will be from Tony and Bruce's point of view. Or I'll get extremely distracted and it will be something entirely different. The second is a lot more likely. XD