Hellsing: Amusement park C1

~Chapter 1: The Amusing amusement park!~

"Ieeeee! It's so big!" Rip let out a squeal and ran straight inside, twirling around quickly and looking up at all the rides, taking in the hustle and bustle of the amusement park.

"Huh, I bet she's said that before." Heinkel sniggered and leaned in towards Pip and Zurin's directions, knowing they'd nod and chuckle along with her, before she got scolded by Yumiko for being dirty.

They had decided, after much deliberation, that the most successful way for them ALL (that included the boys) to spend time together, would be to go to somewhere that they could all enjoy and that didn't involve people dying (much).

Father Anderson had been reading about the park arriving in the local newspaper and brought it up during one of the many joint lunches together and it was decided, they should all go and check it out and have as much fun as they could.

"Ok! Right! We have tickets and now, we just have to decide who goes where and what ride is first!" Seras said loudly, standing beside Rip and holding up a bagful of newly purchased tickets for each ride. They had an endless amount, so if anyone wanted to play games, go on rides or buy food, they made sure they got PLENTY.

"Oooo! OOOOH! I WANNA GO ON THAT!" Schrodinger made to dash off towards the biggest and longest looking rollercoaster, but had the back of his shirt quickly grabbed by Hans.

"Good catch boy," Jan snickered and leant over to face Schrodinger, "listen pipsqueak, a little guy like YOU doesn't decided where to go first. It's left to the men like us."

"Oh? Men like you, Jan? You mean," Zurin cut in and leant forward, putting her arm around Jan's back and pulling him in close to her, "big, strong and decisive?" She purposeful leant her mouth towards his ear and breathed warmly on it.

Everyone couldn't help but laugh, chuckle and giggle as Jan let out an audible squeak and fled to the nearest toilets, his tail inbetween his legs.

"Well, after THAT little outburst," Yumiko turned around and faced her friends, "how about we go around the theme park clockwise, taking each stall and ride as we go, and when we reach the end, we split off to where ever our favourites may be, and meet up when it's the end?"

Everyone nodded and agreed at Yumiko's sensible decision, with Jan creeping back in and hiding behind Hans, complaining that no one listened to him, hoping that Zurin couldn't actually hear him.

Alas, she did, she just planned to molest him later.

"Oh! Well, the first one seems to be the mirror maze!" Luke strolled to the front and stood infront of the quite large and visible panels before him.

It wasn't really a mirror maze, more of a 'clear glass' maze, which had smoke flowing through it, obviously to disrupt the 'questor's' escape.

"Ok, whose first in?" Doc said, looking over at everyone and doing a quiet headcount.

"I'll go! I'm really good at the games with the little girls back at the orphanage!" Yumie said, having put Yumiko away, who was really NO good at quizzes at puzzles (truth be told, Yumie wasn't any better, just didn't want to admit it).

Yumie tied up her hair and prepared herself as Father Maxwell done a countdown.

"3....2....1....GO!" He said and watched as Yumie practically ran in through the door and shuffled quickly along in her dress.

It didn't take her long before she got to the center, and everyone was hopeful for her, until they saw her go back and forth repeatedly, retracing her steps and then turning to them with a very agitated face.

"I CAN'T FIND MY WAY OUT!" Yumie's face streamed with overdramatic tears and faced towards the gathered crowd.

She clearly watched Heinkel facepalm herself and mouth 'I'm not going in after her!', leaving Yumie quite saddened and pouty at her friends refusal to help.

Yumie clearly saw the dark count step forward, muttering, 'I'm coming for you', and she was almost tempted to stay inside the maze a little longer.

After a few minutes, Alucard had walked steadily through the maze, got hold of Yumie and bought the teary nun outside to the awaiting gang.

"Well done Count, record time!" Integra lit up another cigar and smirked at her servant.

"Urgsch, I'm putting you on a piece of cord nun!" Heinkel said, grabbing Yumie by the wrist and using her free hand to fish out a hankie and dry off the nun's tears.

"Huh! Wuss!," Jan said and marched to the front of the door, " I'll show you how an expert does it!"

"Hurry up Jan, because if you don't make it out in the time before Alucard done it, I'm coming in after you and will do whatever I like to you." Zurin smirked and puffed out her fag.

Everyone watched Jan's face drop in horror, before he quickly darted in.

Soon, they all laughed at him running back and forth, smacking and bashing into walls, before he finally ran straight into one headfirst and knocked himself out.

"...I'll go get him." Luke said, sighing and strolling in, venturing after his now unconscious brother.