"The kiddies are finally knocked out from all the booze I gave them." Said Fartbomb as she sat her big ass on the couch. Shitass, who was watching some spicy dog porn on the computer nodded. "You know, I was thinking that we could do something alone together." Said Fartbomb as she heaved her ass up off the couch and waddled to her husband. "What did ya have in mind?" He asked not taking his eyes off the screen. "Well..." She mashed her milk jugs into her husbands face. "He haven't smashed in a while." Now Shitass was intrigued. "Meet me upstairs in ten seconds." Instructed Shitass as he picked up the computer and threw it out the window. Fartbomb nodded and carried her big ass upstairs to her room. Her taco was already gettin wet. She sat her big ass on the bed and began to literarily her clothes off. She was goin all Hulk on those mugs. When Shitass saw the mess of cloth on the floor, he got rock-rock. "I still be linin down the block just to watch what you got." He muttered as he quickly stripped down. Fartbomb sat back down on the bed. Unfortunately, her fat ass broke the bed so now they couldn't fuck there. "WHAT THE FUCK NIGGA?!" Screamed Shitass as he tore off some of his fake pubes. "I JUST GOT THAT BED FROM THE DOLLAR STORE LIKE OMGGGGG!" Fartbomb sat still for a moment before she shit a literal brick and shoved it down her husbands throat. He swallowed the brick with no problem and started making bird noises. Fartbomb started lookin at him like nigga wtf. Getting impatient, Fartbomb grabbed Shitass by his hotdog and dragged him over to what used to be the bed. "You're gonna wake the kiddies." She said as she shoved his face into her giant milk jugs. Shitass began to have diarrhea as chocolate sprinkles shot out if his donut. Fartbombs taco was dripping with hot sauce as she watched her husband get schwifty. She turned on her iPod and Hop Hop began to play. Fartbomb began hopping. This shook the whole fuckin house and the drunk kids fell out of bed and started fucking each other. "BITCH STOP!" Yelled Shitass. Fartbomb got mad and squeezed her milk jug. Spoiled milk shot out and hit Shitass in the face. He began to dance as he shit a dildo. Fartbomb face palmed. "At this rate were never gonna smash." Soon they were nuked and everyone died.