Severus: Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one
Who is the schizophrenic psycho, yeah
Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one
Who is the schizophrenic psycho

Harry: I always knew you were crazy good to know you admit it.

Severus: She lays down on the fresh lawn
She can make everything magical
But she tied one on big time
And it makes me wanna rewind

Harry: Who?! Your not leaving me for some GIRL are you?!

Severus: To back in the days when we were young
when everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
And you know we're gonna win again

Harry: well first off I am young its only you that's old! And second I wasn't aware you even knew what a car was let alone a gun!

Severus: Yeah, you know we're gonna win again
Yeah, you know we're gonna win again
Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one
Who is the schizophrenic psycho, yeah
Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one
Who is the paranoid psycho

Harry: what are we winning? I though I had already killed voldemort! Don't tell me that idiot came back!

Severus: She lays down on the sidewalk
Never very analytical
She is something simply beautiful
Reappear when you feel magical

Harry: who is this she you're talking about?! It better not be Ginny!

Severus: To back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
Yeah, you know we're gonna win again

Harry: you know? I think you are crazy cuz I looked through ALL the papers and there's no mention of old voldy!

Severus: Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one
Who is the schizophrenic psycho, yeah
Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one
Who is the paranoid psycho

Harry: I thought we had already established this! Your old and paranoid how many times does everyone have to tell you?

Severus: I'm the one, I'm the one
Who is the schizophrenic psycho
I'm the one, I'm the one
Who is the schizophrenic psycho
I'm the one, I'm the one
Who is the schizophrenic psycho

Harry: really?! By the way that was sarcasm snapey

Severus: Back in the days when we were young
When everything was like a loaded gun
Ready to go off at any minute
And you know we're gonna win again

Harry: what is this "we" you keep talking about? Last time I checked I'm still young! I don't know about you though….

Severus: Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one
Who is the schizophrenic psycho, yeah
Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one
Who is the paranoid psycho

Harry: yes, yes you are.

Severus: Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one
Who is the schizophrenic psycho, yeah
Maybe I'm the one, maybe I'm the one
Who is the paranoid psycho

Harry:………how many times are you gonna say that?

Severus: I'm the one, I'm the one
Who is the schizophrenic psycho

Harry: yes, we all know your completely batty professor that's why this spell was placed in the first place!

And with that Harry waved his wand canceling the prank spell that was automatically placed on his potions professor when he ate his dinner earlier that evening. Harry had jumped at the chance to prank Snape when fred and George approached him. The prank he used turned the professor into an actual bat that had to sing the song of their choice over and over for two hours and could do nothing else! When Snape was done transforming into his usual state the only words he dare utter were "Potter, detention. six months. with me…" Harry could only grin anything seeing his professor's performance in the middle of the great hall.

AN: Allo people who clicked on this! Well anyway I don't own harry potter. And please I'm begging you review! Please! Lol