hi guys this is my fanfcition where Hiroto Kiyama reviews Hidden DEEP valley Ranch.

Hiroto: hmm today i will spleen

*opens up * To: mike

Hello Mike,

I am afraid

"hiroto?" a greenette yelled from the basement. Their deep brown orbs shown in the darkness of the minecraft cage. Hiroto was shocked that he accidentally hit SEND.

"Please, give me food" Mido rattled the bars of their Minecraft™cage. Hiroto didn't reply because he was too busy dissociating. He opened the jar of Hiddne Vaeley rahcnh fresh mido clippings he stared a his desk all day. long.

After 24 hours his mouth started salivating. A musty stench filled the air. Mido's rotting corpse smelled like Hidden Ranch Valley and he remembered the half opened jar was still open on his diesk and it was also rotting. he goes to ikea. he comes back. he puts Mido's corpse into the ocean. He did his taxes in the ocean. he tasted blood. it was his own blood. his enlarged spleen was leaking. he forgot to take his meds for spleen disorder. if only mido were still alive to remind him to take his meds fro his spleen. oh well.

he returns home all bloody and wet. from his enlarged spleen leaking blood. aftter the large amount of blood loss He can hear people walking. everything began to echo. "boy i sure am thirsty after losing half of my blood..." suddently he eyes a white vuluptiosu white figure sitting by his broken computer screen that he stares at all day. He uses his smallarms to smash it and let the white Ranch spill everywhere. He laps it up desperately like a newborn kitten tasting from its mothers teat for the first time.

he starts violently choking and gasping for air. his entire life flashes before his eyes. all he sees is himself choking on ranch violently and bleeding in the ocean. a greenette appeared in his mind too but he didnt remember who they were and if they were a fogment of his imaginating. he flailed his arms around and grasped his iphone x while peeing his pants. he dialed while his vission kept flashing white. the number, "1 800 ARE YOU SLAPPING" appears right before his eyes. he desperately clicked it and waited for the ring. IT CONNECTED FOR A SECOND AND HIROTO YELLED im slapping give me attention. It disconnected after the first word that came out of his mouth. "IM. SLAPPING. ." hirto desperately squeaked.

he dragged himself onto the top of the 69.420 storey building. it. he screamed at the top of his lungs.

"ONE LIKE AND ILL JUMP"

"do it pussy" a rascal screamed from the ground. it was fudou the homesless man trying to sleep in his newly made cardboard box right behind a CVS minecraft tower coage dirt tower alleyway.

Hiroto jumped.

CHAPTER 2 spleen people and the story behind his broken computer

club penguing

CHAPTER 4

Is Germany sick?

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CHAPTEr 5 Mido comes back from minecraft heaven