Title: Table manners
Author: Enide Dear
Rating: cute
Pairing: Valenwind
Dedicated to: :iconchaos-galian: with the magic word 'honey'. Hope it cheers you up a bit, hon'! :D Title: Table manners
Author: Enide Dear
Rating: cute
Pairing: Valenwind
Dedicated to: :iconchaos-galian: with the magic word 'honey'. Hope it cheers you up a bit, hon'! :D
The two contestants eyed one another over the battlefield. Vincent's metal hand twitched slightly. Yuffie's eyes narrowed.
"You can't have it," Vincent growled.
"Bite me, demon boy," Yuffie hissed.
Oblivious of the tension, Cloud whistled as he put down the teapot right in front of the highly debated territory.
Both opponents dashed for the honey simultaneously.
"No!" Cid screamed as he saw the breakfast table explode into a mayhem of flying cheese, levitating bread, splattering butter and - *Oh, Holy, not again! That's ma favourite teapot!* - the sudden appearance of Cid Highwind, making good to his name as he threw himself recklessly over the air born breakfast.
He managed to grab the fragile pot whiles still in the air, twist around and land on his back, cradling the precious tea pot much like a mother might cradle her baby.
Cloud's jaw dropped as he took in the scene; his carefully prepared breakfast was a mess, Cid lying on the floor hugging his tea pot and in the middle of it all, Vincent and Yuffie wrestling for a small glass jar with a sadly dwindling content. The maybe-Soldier was so stunned he didn't even notice when the coffee pot he'd been carrying started to tilt and a small drizzle of coffee soaked his frilly pink apron.
"Cid….?" He asked in a small voice.
"What the hell, Spikey? How could you not have noticed? This happens every time the honey starts to run out!" Cid pulled himself up from the floor, glowering at Avalanche's leader. "They both got a sweet tooth, haven't ya noticed?"
"You could have stopped them!"
"Me?" Cid cast a quick glance at the escalating war. "There ain't no way this is my fault, Chocobo head!"
"You don't need more sugar! You are spazzed enough as it is!" Vincent yelled, trying to wrench the honey jar from the ninja. "And you steal more than your share as it is!"
"Oh, yeah? Well, you lick your share off Cid!" Yuffie kicked him in the shins.
"A'right, so maybe 'is a *little* bit my fault…"