O look its me starting another story before I finish the rest of them. You people must really hate me. All I'm doing is remaking Labyrinth. Don't worry I'm not doing anything ... stupid( I think) But now I'm giving Jareth Shoulder People! For those who don't know them the are the little angel and demons that pop up on shoulders. The two will be called Jared and Julian. Jared the angel will speak in Italics and Julian the demon will speak in bold.
Sarah: I wish the Goblin King would come and take you away. Right now!
Jareth: Looks like we have ourselves a wisher boys.
( Transports himself to the Aboveground"
Sarah: Your him aren't you? You're the Goblin King. I want my brother back please if it's all the same.
Jared: Give her brother back Jareth, we really don't need more goblins.
Julian: Don't listen to THAT guy how can you trust him the stupid dress wearing harp; carrying nancy boy. Just act cool and say something witty.
Jareth: What's said is said.
Sarah: But I didn't mean it.
( Jared notices and stops trying to brain Julian with his harp.)
Jared: Look she didn't mean it. Just give her brother back and we can all go home and drink Kool Aid!
Julian:What?
Jared: Ok that was wussy even for me.
( Jareth shakes his head.)
Jareth: Oh didn't you?
Sarah: Please where is he?
(Julian and Jared are in a fist fight and are unable to comment so Jaerth make up his own mind)
Jareth: Sarah go back to your room play with your toys and costumes forget about the baby.
Julian: Oh no. That was such a bad line Jareth do the crystal gift thing.
Jared: Oh vey!
Jareth: It is a crystal nothing more but if you turn it this way and look into it will show you your dreams.
Julian: OK your wording is awful. Are you drunk or something?
Jareth: I am not drunk!
Sarah: What did you say?
Jareth: Never mind that. Hey look is that your brother!
( He pints to the crib and transport her to the Labyrinth.)
Jared: By Sarah, always go left.
Julian: You dunce don't tell her THAT! We Don't want her to solve it. We want her to lose. Jeez this is why you're a virgin.
Jared: Yah well mom liked me better.
Julian: Mommy! where is she any way?
Jared:I don't really know.
(Jareth sits down and magic's up a bottle of wine.)
So what do you think? Reivews ,flames, The Bog of Eternal Stench?