A/N: Yeah, you knew this was coming… Anyway, this should be funny. Should is the key word here, folks. How funny I'm feeling is not very clear. My mother just threatened to taka my computer away… So I'm worried…

Disclaimer: And you knew this was coming too. Don't look so innocent! You know the drill. Why should I have to say it? ::a paper is handed to her:: Huh? :::looks off-screen:: So, in my contract it says I'm obliged to say it. ::murmured yes:: What for? ::another murmur:: Get sued? Oh, yeah, that must've slipped my mind. ::scratches her head:: Okay, I'll right you forced my hand! ::takes a breath:: Here it goes!

I do not own Inu-Yasha or Ranma ½!

There! Ya happy! ::sticks her tongue out at the big men::

::Objects are hurled at her::

GravityNeko: All right, all ready! I'll be good…. ::mutters:: Stupid, no good….

animegirl12182 & Zatken: Gomen! Now I can properly start this thing!

It Begins……..

Yuki sat at the café; legs crossed, and checked his watch for the twentieth time. The brat was late! Damn it he'd told Shuichi to be on time! But of course the concept of time was lost on a baka like Shuichi. He sighed frustrated.

"Damn it!"

"Yuki!" a voice called out.

The novelist turned his head, gazing through his amber eyes, and spotted the pink-aired sprite running down the sidewalk, waving his arm wildly.

Yuki frowned, folding his paper, as Shuichi approached him. "You're late, damn it!"

"Gomen nasai," He answered, panting over his knees.

"Whatever!" Yuki got up. "C'mon!" He hollered over his shoulder to his young lover.

"Okay!"

Shuichi ran after the novelist. He soon caught up with him, trying to match the man's long strides. "Slow down, Yuki!"

Hisoka watched his partner gobble down the pastries set in front of him. It was amazing how much sweets he could eat without becoming deathly ill. "Tsuzuki, don't you think you've had enough?" He sighed. The violet-eyed Shinigami looked up, on his nose a glob of icing.

The blonde laughed. "Here, let me get that." Hisoka leaned over and cleaned the glob off with a napkin. "There!"

The other man smiled. "Thanks, Hisoka. Now, just one more…"

"No!"

Tsuzuki's face crumpled.

"If we go over budget Tatsumi-san will dock our pay!"

He began to whine, turning into inu-Tsuzuki. "That's not gonna work this time!" The whining became louder and more pathetic.

Hisoka covered his ears and made a run for his life, fleeing the sweets shop in order to evade the inu no baka. The other took off after his friend on all four paws. "Oh, please, Hisoka, please!" Whimpering.

Yet, Hisoka paid his partner no mind. "NO!" He made a move to get away by teleporting into another….

And touched down upon Shuichi Shindou when he did!

"Ugh!" Shuichi fell back as a young blonde-headed man with green eyes fell on top of him. "Yuki!"

:: Flash back::

"Don't be shy, Ryuichi…" Tatsuha moved in closer. (1)

::End Flash back::

"Help!"

Yuki glared, irritated at the sight and hauled the blonde off his lover. "There! Are you happy?!" Shuichi got all bubbly. "Yuki, I love you!"

"So you've said...."

"Hisoka!" A voiced hollered. "Are you okay?!"

Yuki watched as the brown-haired man pulled his companion to his feet. Hisoka—the boy's name—struggled with him and murmured in a bland tone, "I'm fine." He sounded like the dead.

"What happened?" the man asked again.

"I guess, I wasn't watching where I was going…" Hisoka murmured. How else he could explain such things in front of these humans. Tsuzuki looked up to face Yuki; and the novelist caught his breath at the rare eyes he'd thought were only bore by his lover. "I'm quite sorry about this." He said speaking softly. "I'm Asato Tsuzuki and this is my partner Hisoka Kuro-" "Tsuzuki, what do think you're doing?" Hisoka asked straightening his jacket. Shuichi froze. Woa! And he thought Yuki was the cold one around there. "I'm only apologizing and introducing ourselves, it's only right!"

"Hmmm…" Shuichi's eyes widened. "You're a messs!" He pulled at the blonde's clothing. "You're soaked!"

(Yeah, I know its lame, but I had to fine some reason for them to go to their apartment)

"It's not really necessary…"

"Don't be silly!" The rock star yanked as his sleeve. "C'mon, c'mon! Let's get you dry!

"That's not very necessary…"

"He's right, Hisoka!" The violet-eyed Shinigami looked him over. "You are soaked."

"I'll be fine!" Hisoka growled in a low voice.

"B-but-but…" Tsuzuki sounded like he was on the verge of tears. "I thought we were closer that that, 'Soka-chan. Waaaaaaaaaah!"

The blonde Shinigami looked startled. "Don't cry, you idiot!"

"You don't trust me…"

"Of course, I trust you! Don't talk stupid, Tsuzuki!"

"Then let's get you dry, okay?" He asked through tears.

Hisoka crumbled. Most of the times he believed his partner was an idiot, but Tsuzuki's tears truly moved him. He couldn't stand to see his beloved Tsuzuiki in pain! Hisoka sighed defeated. "All right!" "Yes!"

"You win this round, inu-chan."

The novelist watched this only slightly amused; these two strangely reminded him of two some ones he knew.

Yuki had watched the scene unfold and he still couldn't believe most of it. "When did I give you permission to invite them to my apartment?" He muttered, walking ahead of the others. "Well, he's soaked, and I wasn't watching where I was going as much as me was and-!" "All right!" He held his head. "I didn't ask for your damn entire life's story." "I was trying to…" "Enough, baka." "And what do you mean your apartment!? I thought it was ours?!"

And so it commenced.

Hisaoka and Tsuzuki watched the two bicker from behind. "Have you ever seen anything like it, Hisoka?" His partner stayed queit. "Oh, c'mon, haven't you?" "Yes." He looked up at his companion. "You." "Me?" "The little one's an idiot. He remind me of you; the constant chatter. I haven't seen him cry but I'm sure he does that.." Tzuzukie grinned. "Ohhhh, and what about the ice-man, he certainly reminds me of some one I know!" The older Shinigami said in a sing-song voice. Hisoka frowned. "Are you trying to imply I act like that ice-prince up there?"

"Now did I say that?"

"No, but I'm sure you were implying it."

Silence.

"Well, I'm noting like him." He snorted. "The guy's got serious attitude problems. Treats his friend like crap! I can't help feeling sorry for that pink haired bon (3)…

"I've never hurt you that way, Tsuzuki." He stopped in his tracks.

"Hisoka…"

"Or try to purposely."

Silence.

The green-eyed kid shook his head. "C'mon, baka, we're falling behind." He gestured to the two beings way ahead of them; still squabbling.

This was going to be fun… Hisoka thought dryly.

TBC….

This scene is from Gravitation, Vol. 2, track 5.

Bon: Kid.

Ta da! I know I said it was one-shot, but I change it at the last moment. I'm not sure how many chapters this will be so bare with me. Be happy I finished it at all… ::sighs:: Well, hope you enjoyed it! Please review!

GravityNeko